Wow. Longest single thread convesation ever. I kept looking up one to see what someone was talking about, and ended up like 5 pages back.

Srsly.

holy shit.

you have become me.


srsly.

right now, i just wolfed down a krispy kreme donut and am enjoying a new jacket i bought.

Kripsy Kreme is the food of the gods of the morning or late night.

krispy kreme is fucking nasty!

the real food of the gods is bread and butter. real bread & real butter. i have proof.

!@#$%!- i might have to rethink our friendship! i love the maple iced donuts. but you're right- i do love a good slice of bread. bread is my downfall.

we bought a dozen, and between four people, two and a half are left.

I like donuts, but maple donuts are sick.

krispy kreme glazed donuts > everything

aren't maple donuts the ones with bacon on them?
i'd eat it.

nah, you have to experience a maple frosted/glazed donut. i promise.

I've actually eaten a whole dozen of the hot glazed in one sitting before, then a few hours later I crashed big time.


That is the food of the lunch and dinner gods.

if it had bacon, i would live in krispy kreme. both my little brothers love bacon but i can't be around it.

you might just be my hero.

this is now the "let's be obese swine and talk about foods that will eventually result in our demise" thread

bacon is better if it's kind of floppy

i love sharp cheddar cheese

I'm a glazed donut fiend. Like seriously, I could buy two dozen every day and still be craving them.

Okay, I'd gladly be crushed by several tons of glazed donuts and/or eat New York style cheese pizza (you know what I mean, those huge fucking slices) until I went blind, deaf, or had a coronary.

There's a donut shop in Portland, OR--Voodoo Doughnut--has the best donuts ever. They have bacon donuts, voodoo donuts, cereal donuts, cock donuts...

And they play live music in a space the size of a small bathroom.

yeah that's the one, i saw it on tony bourdain's (aka jesus h. christ) show

i could go through maybe a dozen glazed donuts before thoroughly exploding from diabetes.

but im having breakfast and i insist it's SUPREME.


^^ i'd like to say i wouldn't mind drowning in a pool of this, but that would be tempting fate

a cap'n crunch donut would be the best creation ever.

my hero.

buy this

you will not regret it

every time i have a dozen i eat one when i pass through the kitchen

usually the whole box is gone within 2 hours


i am going to have a fucking heart attack or get diabeetus

Fuck, I'm going to have to drive around tomorrow and find a Krispy Kreme. fuck.

They have them. I swear. Almost got one.

i really don't care for sweets other than donuts, so i'm not as worried about diabetes as i could be.

acoustic- holy ass. i need to go there.

i saw this and i fucking peed

crunchberries! ahh!

catank- i think i just did.

yeah i love french butter but i'll contend that this pasture butter which is made european style is better than président.

the french butter i like the most is if i recall celles sur belles or something like that. comes shaped like a saucisson... lemmi search...

sorry it's celles sur belle (singular) and i couldnt find that picture but



it says "beurre grand cru AOC" which reminds me of the fair at the end of madame bovary. but that "grand cru" is supposed to mean it's the most awesome shit.

here's something even more kriminal:



beurre de baratte-- insanely creamy.

holy shit this webpage is my manual into the realm of the dead

http://www.forkandbottle.com/pantry/butter/index.htm

"the ultimate butter page"
:eek:

<3 <3 <3

there's some butter from england i buy sometimes too and it's a cyllinder shape instead of a rectangular prism or whatever but i don't remember what it's called

but it's soooooooo good

i don't even buy regular butter any more, it just doesn't compare

i have to buy new underwear later today and then train at my second job.

are you still in france?

that's a dangerous country for my liver.

yeah

i need to haul my ass back to paris though

i'm bored of nice/marseille

Even more if you were a duck or goose. (I'm not going into the whole YPB thing)



Nice is pretty but it's kind of a drag. Or was the 2 days I was there.

crise the foie!!

http://www.frenchgardening.com/postc...22413096103239

hmm

i was feeling a bit like that the other day
actually i still don't feel very well, my stomach hurts and although i guess i've slept enough, i'm knackered. fortunately since there's not much to do here in nice i don't feel too bad about laying on my ass all day.

i need to go back home and sleep in my own bed.

youre in nice?!?!

try the pizza from the back of a truck

i hear it's good.

(an ex-- don't ask)