'F***ing happy f***ing days!' laughed the cat it licked its lips.

The fish flopped; maddeningly close to the cat.

The cat writhed in Cantankerous' arms.

'Cripes', said Kim, 'I think I left the washing out on the line'.

Cantankerous took a bite out of the cat, swallowing fur and cat blood.

Thurston watched as the cat was torn to pieces.

Thurston looked up in horror, as he realised that Cantankerous had actually bitten the cat.

If I am to die
I Shall return to haunt you,
Ever round your midnight bed
Horrid sprites shall haunt you,
recited the cat as life slipped fom it's limp, bloody body.

''Oh no!'' screamed Kim. "Coco's gonna freak out when she hears what happened to Goo".

Cantankerous decided to call Chris Habib up.

Enter one Coco Gordon Moore, complete with a book entitled ''Helter Skeleter'', it happened to be the story of charles Manson, who she was somewhat enamored with.

Coco spied Cantankerous across the room, chowing down on her beloved kitty.

She waved the book saying, "Do ya know how Sharon died?"

The silence was broken by his ringtone of ''My Humps'', by the Black Eyed Peas, he wondered which booty call this could be.

With some trepidation, he swung his legs over the edge of the bed and pressed the pick up button on his Motorola L6 Razr.

''Hello''....'hey this is Daycare Nation and Rather ripped rocks'......''fucking amateur!''

"Haha," laughed Chris Habib as he started to do one hand push ups on the floor beside his bed, "I know who this is."

Daycare was excited to hear that someone knew who he was.

Meanwhile, Coco was plotting the ultimate vengeance on the head of Cantankerous alias Saturnine alias Cantankernine alias Canstankerpuss, this would entail a lot of bleach and creativity.

An angel appeared, humming S Club 7's "Don't Stop Movin'" to himself.