Or Clinic!



complain time:
FUCK YOU BILLY I DON'T WANT A GREEN ONE. BLUE MOTHERFUCKER BLUE! oh and female too.

Fuck You Bernie Mac I'm Glad Your Dead, Now Get Your Terrible Show Off T.v.!!!!

i don't know floating slowly and i'm a 12 year old boy.

toilet & bowlcuts would like to teach you fencing.

ps: there is no :space: in floatingslowly.

I'm floatingslowly's son... Well, that's what he told me a few years ago.
he told me to wear a fake beard and talk with a foreign accent to fool policemen comin' knockin'.
Yesterday he made me kill 2 cats and a rabbit, said : "You better get used to blood on your hands, this is just the beginning".
I cried and he slapped me twice.
Than locked me in the basement with the usual chain and said "goodnight, son.".
Then this morning he woke me up with a bucket of cold water, gave me 3 yellow pills and I slept till I woke up in this white room with no windows, there's just a toilet and this pc.
HELP ME!
please.
I'm scared.
I need food.
....
steps..

getting closer...

better shut this thing down, hope I'll be back...
prayforme.

shut the fuck up and get back into the basement.

tonite, we hunt buffalo, Reggie.

No fucking sound on this computer. I ran something call reg-cure it said I had like 2000+ registry errors. Of course they want $$$$ to send software to fix them. Has anyone had dealings with them. Legit? Anyone know of free software to do the trick? Bottom line is the computer has no clue about the cd/dvd driver. I can't even boot the operating system software to correct this shit?

HELP MR. WIZARD............

everytime I try to give rep from the iPhone, people get mysterious partial messages.

@ nicfit: you have yr mother's eyes; and so do I. I keep them in a box under my bed.

try booting up from a windows disc if you have one. you
might be screwed. never let a program mess with yr registry.

i got one from you that said "imma"

thats all you needed to say, bro.

i just got a text message from my boss telling me to meet her tomorrow at 830 am for, get this, the baltimore recovery walk.

wtf mate?!

The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request. Please contact the server administrator, root@server.leftlogic.com and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.
More information about this error may be available in the server error log.

Apache/1.3.37 Server at ihatemusic.com Port 80

tell her "fuck you"

yeah I wanted to throw my phone across the room after that one.

"Imma miss you" was the intended message.

I'm 90% sure I have a sinus + upper respiratory infection.
I feel like shit.

^^^
I know there's a joke in there just can't quite remember it:D:D

some kid at my school was joking about having swine flu. (his deadpan is excellent by the way.) if one person gets it there, EVERYBODY is gonna get the goddamn pork sniffles. do not want. do not want/need any additional icky feeling. ):<

you definitely do NOT want it. my kid is sooooo fucking sick it's not even funny.

im jetlagged and have to wake up in three and a half hours for a day of political activism, and i am not at all tired...

cramps.

feet hurt. back hurts. tits hurt. tired. crabby.

agenda for the day:

type 2 really fucking long history and physicals with probably a bunch of other crap in between.

go to the gym.. and while on arc trainer, proof read my week's worth of typing.

I was eager to go to a local shithole to get drunk and stare at the wall, but my friends have turned out to be even more boring than me, so no go tonight. Ffffffffuuuuuuuuu...

i feel like shit


which comes with the bonus of not going to work and laying in bed! YIPPEEEEEEE

Lame. Feel better!

i will, in a week :mad:




if that means i get to lay on my ass for a week i can handle it.

people are telling lies trying to manipulate me.

little do they know i can see right through every kind of bullshit.

i dont have a keyboard
have to use the on screen.
fucking sucks

I have a 'group' interview today. what a fucking waste of time those things are. *sigh*

i'm going to die of blood loss. nice knowing you.

the fucking mosquitos are gargantuan right now.

Nice knowing you. Save me a spot in hell with all the sexy men.

The weather's shitty.
My relationship with my girlfriend currently couldn't possibly be on thinner ice.
I only have one friend to fall back on for social interaction.

I've been waiting for an assignment all day, only to find out that my co-worker never told me that the boss told her we both have the fuckin day off.

^this. satan and i are apparently on the same cursed schedule. :( sux my bleeding vaghole.

My dick feels great! Ah, to be the Lord's preferred gender!

i'm kinda bummed out

you wouldn't be able to handle the orgasm I could give you filling out that request. :D

When you have your own username in bright red as your sig, I believe that you have your redwings.

it's cold.

yesterday it was hot and i was melting.

yo, weather, where's the transitory stage?

ew sex is the last thing on my mind right now.

don't touch me. i hurt.