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Satan 08.13.2009 09:18 PM

:mad:

Kloriel 08.13.2009 09:28 PM

The war was fought in four theatres: on the oceans, where the warships and privateers of both sides preyed on each other's merchant shipping; along the Atlantic coast of the U.S., which was blockaded with increasing severity by the British, who also mounted large-scale raids in the later stages of the war; on the long frontier, running along the Great Lakes and Saint Lawrence River, which separated the U.S. from Upper and Lower Canada (Ontario and Quebec); and finally along the coast of the Gulf of Mexico. During the course of the war, both the Americans and British launched invasions of each other's territory, all of which were unsuccessful or gained only temporary success. At the end of the war, the British held parts of Maine and some outposts in the sparsely populated West while the Americans held Canadian territory near Detroit, but these occupied territories were restored at the end of the war.

Satan 08.13.2009 09:28 PM

:mad: :mad: :mad:

davenotdead 08.13.2009 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
:mad:



if i had roasted a guy about this, it probably would've been funny.

sorry girl, i do spend more time around bros, so sometimes my female sensitivity meter is not calibrated

automatic bzooty 08.13.2009 09:30 PM

roastin' | douchebaggery

sorry dave, but you crossed that line. :\

Sonic Youth 37 08.13.2009 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kloriel
The war was fought in four theatres: on the oceans, where the warships and privateers of both sides preyed on each other's merchant shipping; along the Atlantic coast of the U.S., which was blockaded with increasing severity by the British, who also mounted large-scale raids in the later stages of the war; on the long frontier, running along the Great Lakes and Saint Lawrence River, which separated the U.S. from Upper and Lower Canada (Ontario and Quebec); and finally along the coast of the Gulf of Mexico. During the course of the war, both the Americans and British launched invasions of each other's territory, all of which were unsuccessful or gained only temporary success. At the end of the war, the British held parts of Maine and some outposts in the sparsely populated West while the Americans held Canadian territory near Detroit, but these occupied territories were restored at the end of the war.


Best roast of the War of 1812 yet!

davenotdead 08.13.2009 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by automatic bzooty
roastin' | douchebaggery

sorry dave, but you crossed that line. :\


 

floatingslowly 08.13.2009 09:39 PM

davenotdead | davidcarradine

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floatingslowly 08.13.2009 09:40 PM

oh, that's a flagellator. I still stand by my previous statement, however.

davenotdead 08.13.2009 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
davenotdead | davidcarradine

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do i dare cross that line? only if the RZA and Uma Thurman are involved

davenotdead 08.13.2009 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
oh, that's a flagellator. I still stand by my previous statement, however.


yes, for flagging

Satan 08.13.2009 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
if i had roasted a guy about this, it probably would've been funny.

sorry girl, i do spend more time around bros, so sometimes my female sensitivity meter is not calibrated

don't even try and blame it on the fact that i'm a chick. i have bigger balls than most men.

automatic bzooty 08.13.2009 09:42 PM

you should straddle that line like the well endowed bitch it is.

pbradley 08.13.2009 09:42 PM

Sway: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Satan 08.13.2009 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
Sway: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

hahahahahahhaa

Kloriel 08.13.2009 09:42 PM

There Is No Special Girl

davenotdead 08.13.2009 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
don't even try and blame it on the fact that i'm a chick. i have bigger balls than most men.



ok, but if i had put that in front of crypto's name, this is the response i would get : "lol"

DeadDiscoDildo 08.13.2009 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
davenotdead | davidcarradine

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Ahaha


& what does it matter if it's a guy or girl you're talking to Dave?

I'd say I'm probably more sensitive than my current lover is. That's backwards from most relationships. I think it has more to do with bringing up complicated relationships than it does with gender.

most 'bros' are just not thinkers, and are usually thick headed twats. But it's not because they're guys.

I think most all of us here are thinkers, look how much we psycho analyze everything.

Satan 08.13.2009 09:44 PM

i'm done with this.

Kloriel 08.13.2009 09:45 PM

jerking off yaks jerking off yaks hey hey hey
jerking off huge yak cocks all night hey hey
yeah yeah
scuttle them livestock
microbacteria
scuttle them in the wild
cat o yak cocks
acidic osprey

DeadDiscoDildo 08.13.2009 09:47 PM

haha what kloriel?

davenotdead 08.13.2009 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
Ahaha


& what does it matter if it's a guy or girl you're talking to Dave?

I'd say I'm probably more sensitive than my current lover is. That's backwards from most relationships. I think it has more to do with bringing up complicated relationships than it does with gender.

most 'bros' are just not thinkers, and are usually thick headed twats. But it's not because they're guys.

I think most all of us here are thinkers, look how much we psycho analyze everything.




that all may be true, but this 'roasts' thread just grew a clitoris, and not a GaGa one either.

Satan 08.13.2009 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
that all may be true, but this 'roasts' thread just grew a clitoris, and not a GaGa one either.

ok i said i was done but let me tell you i would slap the shit out of you for that if this were face to face

Kloriel 08.13.2009 09:49 PM

 

DeadDiscoDildo 08.13.2009 09:50 PM

Well we just found out this thread has a dick, and definitely the tiny GaGa kind. :-)

davenotdead 08.13.2009 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
ok i said i was done but let me tell you i would slap the shit out of you for that if this were face to face



now its getting real.

 

pbradley 08.13.2009 09:52 PM

I think we should go back to just sarcastically complimenting each other.

davenotdead 08.13.2009 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
Well we just found out this thread has a dick, and definitely the tiny GaGa kind. :-)



shutup you. for once there is a conversation on here that doesn't involve your ego

Satan 08.13.2009 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
I think we should go back to just sarcastically complimenting each other.

this.

i never thought i'd be on yr side.

yr alright.

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
shutup you. for once there is a conversation on here that doesn't involve your ego

shut yr whore mouth before i grind you into hamburgers.

davenotdead 08.13.2009 09:55 PM

do not make me start a poll about this. i will do it

DeadDiscoDildo 08.13.2009 09:55 PM

Pbradley: I'm a typical philosopher, I type paragraphs on end about nothing, but if a good debate on sexism arises, I will only type a weak ass sentence that even DDD could have come up with instead of trying to put someone in their place just for the sake of it.

Davenotdead: Fuck, I can't get out of this. Time to start posting pics to ease the tention...

DDD: I'm hilarious

Kloriel: I'm on the fuckinnnnnng moooooooon (bunch of klingon babble about cocks)

Suchfriends: Can't we all just get along? Someone pass that grass!

Rob Instigator: Did someone say tap that ASS?

pbradley 08.13.2009 09:57 PM

DDD is an internet white knight.

davenotdead 08.13.2009 09:57 PM

bring the tension.

Kloriel 08.13.2009 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
Kloriel: I'm on the fuckinnnnnng moooooooon (bunch of klingon babble about cocks)


hey FUCK YOU IN YOUR TAINT

Sonic Youth 37 08.13.2009 09:59 PM

Wasn't blastscenealibi the OG roaster?

davenotdead 08.13.2009 10:00 PM

lilly, you know i'm coming up to nyc in a few weeks, if you aren't wholly opposed to a bar brawl, then let's do it. i'll tie one hand behind my back since you smoke [and are a fem].

ps-and if we are breaking bottles, plz only domestic shit

pbradley 08.13.2009 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
Pbradley: I'm a typical philosopher, I type paragraphs on end about nothing, but if a good debate on sexism arises, I will only type a weak ass sentence that even DDD could have come up with instead of trying to put someone in their place just for the sake of it.

What debate on sexism?

Kloriel 08.13.2009 10:01 PM

he/she didn't do roast roasts... in a sense you're kinda right. it was more of an incoorporation of FUCK I SHIT MY PANTS I HAVE NO MORE MINTY BALM

Satan 08.13.2009 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
do not make me start a poll about this. i will do it

then go ahead and fucking do it but you already backed yrself into a tiny tiny corner.

ps
:fuckyou: :fuckyou: :fuckyou: :fuckyou:

floatingslowly 08.13.2009 10:02 PM

this thread:

 


Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
shut yr whore mouth before i grind you into hamburgers.

oooh that's better than the last time. I like the whore mouth mash-up.
 


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