My cat's breath smells like cat food.

iAgry. Replace "homework" with "dry ass history textbooks" for me, though.

I'm losing my fucking mind.

I don't wanna get a haircut.

the horror... the horror...

hey floats
fuck you and your nectarines

edit- i might be lagging

I voted for durian. I hate nectarines.

I'm losing too much weight and I feel like shit. =\

i'm in the opposite position. i wouldn't mind (i like my body) except it means that my clothing is not fitting properly. :(

my me hurts

Goodfellas on cable sucks.

headache

garrrhhhh ze german zey zpeak za zwith za zeeesss blllarrggg

I lost my copy of Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

i have met a person in real life who says shit like "honest to blog."

she is seemingly a decent human being otherwise, but this juno speak i cannot tolerate.

I walked past a girl on the phone the other day who said "LOL" :(

we're doomed

Fuck me dead, I've just realised there's only vodka left. The rum is empty and the bottlo is closed.

i would have lost my shit and screeched something along the lines of "WHY DON'T YOU JUST LAUGH OUT LOUD THEN?"

okay, no, i wouldn't. but i'd think about it. yeh.

yeh.. my mouth was very wide open..

mmm rum.

I've found my hip flask with one nip left. yummm....

i hate hate hate when people are pissed and just huff and puff like phhfffffhhhhhhhh. blow it out your ass.

i could not be in a worse mood right now

I'm 200 miles from my smokes and booze.

Oh, and Satan, waterfalls ftw.

for the fucking win.

i feel like i am going to cry hardcore, i'm going. later.

A day ago, I got an unsolicited book in the mail from Rodale, a health and wellness publishing company, with an invoice of 40 something bucks due next month. I looked it up on the net and turns out there is a lot of complaint about exactly this.

http://www.complaintsboard.com/compl...s-c147169.html

Fucking hassle has come to my doorstep.

I was at a party yesterday and I didn't have any fun at all so I left.

i'm dog sitting in nyc...which keeps me tied down and makes it very difficult to get from place to place without freaking out about time.

why do people insist on shouting and telling me what they are doing all the time. its just attention seeking and its quite annoying.

I don't think I'm going to be able to convince anyone to go to Leonard Cohen with me. :7(

Also, I'm feeling really fatigued. Sunday afternoons are always so lazy and depressing.

operation: get some hot boots was not a success. quite the opposite.

also i think i'm getting sick. my throat has gone bananas.

i. hate. everyone.

especially myself.

better send flotterz to stock up on tampons

that red tide is coming in the next 48 hours

oh yeah

my back hurts

I spilled maple syrup on my pants today

i have to wake up at 6 am.

haven't done that in i don't know how long. luckily i'm tired so i might get 6 hours sleep

As soon as I was about to stop sitting around depressed thinking and thinking about my recent ex lover/girlfriend and get out of my 'head' and out of the house and out of the past and in the now....I get MONO! So now all I can do is lay around or I won't get better...

I started drawing again, and that's nice...but we have alot of important shows coming up and I need to not be sick I dont want to cancel them...and now Im in my head more than ever...I think we're soul mates, if not romantically, we need to not be strangers. But doesn't that work both ways? It doesn't effect just one of them does it?

hardy har. if you were in arm's length, you'd get punched.

I DON'T HAVE P FUCKING M FUCKING S.

now honestly... i almost feels like i do, but considering it just ended....

oh, shit. you're on the same clock as a friend of mine. :D

i'm fairly certain i have anemia.

eat some liver. well cooked, it's delicious-- if you don't live in the usa, you have good chances.

also: lentils.