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Anngella 08.14.2009 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Hi, I don't feel like searching for what page the "Drama" is on, so what happened?


This is what happened
Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
SatanLilly: hey guys, i've been wanting to fuck this guy forever and just now is he giving me definite signals. don't forget i have a man, but we've done this to each other before, and we can't ever stay away from each other for too long so we always get back together in the end. i just really want to fuck this guy and i've been having a lot of sex lately, so i think i will give in. (i mean, i always have a lot of sex, its what i do, but over the past few weeks i have just been in all-out 'fuck me mode' and i don't see an end in sight). sooo, should i do it/him ?
i already have like 22 bruises and bite marks on my thighs/ass so whats a few more?


atsonicpark 08.14.2009 08:39 AM

Cool, thanks.

...So, uh, what's the big deal with that?

floatingslowly 08.14.2009 08:40 AM

ahh, don't get her worked up again. it's not worth it.

Kloriel 08.14.2009 08:42 AM

atsonicpark where is the rabbit in your icon from?

atsonicpark 08.14.2009 08:46 AM

a SWANS album :)

jennthebenn 08.14.2009 08:52 AM

 

Kloriel 08.14.2009 08:53 AM

jenn did the redskins play last night?

SYRFox 08.14.2009 09:01 AM

We should all chill out
Let's all watch Clifford pics

 

 

 

 

^^^ cute

jennthebenn 08.14.2009 09:01 AM

They need that pamphlet more than anyone. 23-0 loss to Balto, oy.

SYRFox 08.14.2009 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SYRFox
 

I blame it on the transparency

atsonicpark 08.14.2009 09:03 AM

I always feel like
Clifford's watchin meeee

I wonder what happens when Clifford gets fleas. Does he even fucking NOTICE them biting him? I mean, the thing is so big, he probably has a billion fucking fleas at any second, but jesus, they've gotta be like fucking germs or something to him, nearly invisible, he probably doesn't even give a fuck.

I bet it takes a lot of acid to get Clifford fucked up too.

Let's turn this into a Clifford roast.

Kloriel 08.14.2009 09:08 AM

Did Flacco play much? and thanks for Springs. I hope he doesn't suck.

EVOLghost 08.14.2009 09:08 AM

Clifford: I'm big n red n stuff.

jennthebenn 08.14.2009 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kloriel
Did Flacco play much? and thanks for Springs. I hope he doesn't suck.


He played just enough to score the first two TDs.

floatingslowly 08.14.2009 09:17 AM

back when my son thought he was a dog (really, we HAD to take the dog suit away), he wouldn't let us read anything other than clifford.

I've read every single one, 1,000 times.


clifford: have you seen my big red rocket?

Derek 08.14.2009 09:23 AM

What about Heathcliff?

 




...Heathcliff.

atsonicpark 08.14.2009 09:27 AM

yes

Trasher02 08.14.2009 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
...So, uh, what's the big deal with that?

Haha!! I laughed so hard!

dirty bunny 08.14.2009 02:21 PM

Automatic Bzooty: do you wanna feel this?

GeneticKiss 08.14.2009 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derek
What about Heathcliff?



 




...Heathcliff.


Pfft. Mediocre Garfield wannabe.

atsonicpark 08.14.2009 04:15 PM

I really like Fritz the Cat...

atsonicpark 08.14.2009 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trasher02
Haha!! I laughed so hard!


Heh. No, don't get me wrong, though, I think Satan should kick Dave's ass if she wants to... I gave the original quote kind of a lazy read earlier since I was half-asleep but now that I'm reading it again (and reading the other pages and yeah), I see what the deal is now. Seemed a bit personal and weird, compared to the mostly-good-natured ribbing on the rest of the thread.

Play fair, everyone!!

demonrail666 08.14.2009 04:25 PM

as roasts go, i thought dave's was a good one.

atsonicpark 08.14.2009 04:28 PM

Yeeeeeeah, it was a wee bit personal, mean-spirited, and unfunny though. Nothing wrong with being any of those 3, but all 3 made it kinda pointless.

Again.. be nice! Play fair!!

gmku 08.14.2009 04:34 PM

Satan - I lust in my heart for gmku. If only he and I could meet up in this hip London rave club.

girlgun - Yes, I, too, lust for gmku. If only he would come to the redneck bar with me.

Kloriel 08.14.2009 04:57 PM

james bond is back from his crayfish harvest!
WHAT IS UP MY FREELANCING WRITER ONLINE AQUAINSPRUCE!

gmku 08.14.2009 05:01 PM

well, I quit the freelance life and became a fed.

Kloriel 08.14.2009 05:01 PM

are you in a think tank?

gmku 08.14.2009 05:02 PM

I could tell you... but then I'd have to kill you. And everyone else who reads this thread. That could be a lot of killin'.

demonrail666 08.14.2009 05:04 PM

so long as it involves the bahamas

Kloriel 08.14.2009 05:07 PM

man i just wanna read some fukin adventures. 'fed' is, and let's be honest, a very vague word in today's saturated beerocracy. UNLESS YOU WRITE FOR MAMET! DO YOU GHOSTWRITE MAMET!
GLENJERRYGLEAMEDROSATIA

gmku 08.14.2009 05:12 PM

I write/edit for the federal government as a federal employee. That's all I can reveal at this point in time. Hint: Keep an eye on "developments" in Afghanistan.

Satan 08.14.2009 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku
Satan - I lust in my heart for gmku. If only he and I could meet up in this hip London rave club.


you wish

gmku 08.14.2009 05:15 PM

Often.

Kloriel 08.14.2009 05:15 PM

DO YOU MEAN LIKE THIS KIND OF DEVELOPEMENT WITH ME AND the girl that needs filters for her bad skin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqmrOoCOsQo

Satan 08.14.2009 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swa(y)
GMKU: i wish no one knew my real age.

often.

floatingslowly 08.14.2009 05:46 PM

I can't wait 'til you lil' bastards get "old".

no roast. truth.

westernquinoxrox 08.14.2009 06:22 PM

here lemme roast the whole board

whole baod: we suck we like eternal blah blah

Kloriel 08.14.2009 06:25 PM

here let me roast the pen name

.. yeah annie lennox

floatingslowly 08.14.2009 06:46 PM

Kloriel:

* whoever forsooth my french nibbler will catch frog pox.
* freedom makes the heart grow blonde like norwegian elkhounds.
* technological-psychobabble-meltdowns exist as parallel multifactors.
* ubiquitously, I shun the limb that resists transportation.

vote or die.


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