You're such a mastermind.

Enough of a mastermind to stop this grim future?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMrdAr7fNjo

"The price of stamps will climb ever higher."
- one of Homer's fortune cookie submissions


In the U.S., the price increases from thirty-nine cents to forty-two cents on May 14.

oh, really?

All ironic references to the 1980's will be punishable by forced viewings of "BMX Bandits".

The Chinese will be our new masters, and we'll be arguing about the merits of Coco Gordon' Moore's side projects in between the 18-hour shifts at the clothes sweatshop.

Sarramkrop and Glice will be calling each other racoons, or racists, or raffles. The staff at the nursing home wll keep having to break up their wheelchair fights.

An ancient King Charles III will finally admit that he likes eating endangered species for fun.

The USA will officically change it's name to "New Mexico".

I will be working on a hot dog stand in Berlin, muttering about the good old days.

I'd wager that we will rather be named Mexico Major.

Nobody wants to be named after that lame state.

Wasn't Nicole Kidman in that, as a child? I remember seeing some of it on one of those 'fuck it, I'll stay in and flick mindlessly through Sky Movies' days.

I'll be a professional garden ornaments maker.

2007? We're halfway though it.

crocodiles will no longer be feared as we can now reattach limbs.

dinasaurs will come back to life jurrasic park style.

don't get my hopes up

I predict that 6 more people will answer this thread, and than it will die out.

Than in 3 months we will start the exact same thread again, without anyone noticing...

this i believe!!