Just remember to practice rubbing your tummy and saying "mmm... yummy!".

And on Sunday...?

I'm gonna play Civilization all weekend.

Rock on, mighty Caesar of the Romans !!!

he's holding a mic stand, not a machete.
THIS is a machete-

and no, that's not me.

Oh shit, you got me !

Nice machete...
I really want it !
I exchange it for my super knife :

more useful, no ?

A new self-made ashtray :

my Aztec warriors would eat your FREAKIN' HEART (and convert you to Taoism shortly after).



this thread makes me realize just how totally boring my life really is! then again, I'd rather be bored than have to chase goats. :p

I agree with you. Chasing goats must be boring... A punishment for me.
Fucking goats ! I can't stand goats ! what the hell I've done to deserve that !!!:mad: :fuckyou:

goats aren't really nice either.

my son goes to a school that has farm animals and they have three goats. he's always coming home with bruises from being charged. so yeah, watch out for their business end.


of note: a teacher there who raised the goats since they were very young only has to say "come here goats" and they immediately come to him. he also let the goats sleep in his bed at night (along with his pregnant wife) when they were young.

this same man has troop of baby ducks that will also follow him around in a line like he is their mother. he whistles twice and they will come out of the pond to follow him to their cage. it's like Dr. Doolittle, 2007.

How could you look into these innocent eyes and not see it?

I just see passiveness and idiocy...

it's a known fact that the chupacabra's ill temper is a side effect of goats blood. their hemoglobin is infused with the power of satan. why else would voodoo preistesses hold it in such high demand?

My Dad's birthday on Saturday, Father's Day on Sunday...

Tomorrow we'll be in Chester, to do some shopping and see what's going on at the Saint Werburgh's Festival. We're promised grown men and women pretending to be Vikings as a main attraction, so that'll be a must. it's also the Saint John's Curch Summer Fete, so we'll fit that in too while we're there. Chester is a great place. Pizza for tea, I think.

Sunday it'll be church and then round to my parents' house, as it will be Fathers Day.

i see GOOD CHEESE.

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PS: PEOPLE-- i don't give a shit about your weekends. :D

ha ha, no, sorry, that was just a random taunt. please carry on. :)

And you, !@#$%!, what about your weekend ?

i work every weekend night at walmart, stocking shit. and every weekend day, i work on making the world's finest prepared guitar..

1. Washing screens and windows.
2. Pruning trees.
3. Trimming lawn.
4. Cutting lawn.
5. Sanding and varnishing baseboards.
6. Cleaning bathrooms.
7. Shampooing carpets.

I'm also going swimming, taking care of the dogs, and hosting my radio show.

And preparing meals.

Oh, and grocery shopping.

Crap, I have a shitload of crap to do.