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blessed are the cheesemakers.

And cheesecake.

I've learned that life is the only thing worth living for.

Get out of the house and make things happen! Don't wait for them to happen on their own, because they won't.

Don't move in with your partner and other people, espeically not if the other people are your partners sisters.

Stop moping around and change your attitude.
Life is full of bumps.

i did that and it was lots of fun...... we had a good party house but we were all at uni

I'm not really a party type of guy these days. I'm more the 'settle down' type guy. My friends are still all party people, but I'd prefer to buy a house than alcohol, these days.

so which one are you?

a)

I've been out walking
I don't do too much talking
These days, these days.
These days I seem to think a lot
About the things that I forgot to do
And all the times I had the chance to.

I've stopped my rambling,
I don't do too much gambling
These days, these days.
These days I seem to think about
How all the changes came about my ways
And I wonder if I'll see another highway.

I had a lover,
I don't think I'll risk another
These days, these days.
And if I seem to be afraid
To live the life that I have made in song
It's just that I've been losing so long.
La la la la la, la la.

I've stopped my dreaming,
I won't do too much scheming
These days, these days.
These days I sit on corner stones
And count the time in quarter tones to ten.
Please don't confront me with my failures,
I had not forgotten them.

or

b)

Y' know my wandering days are over
Does that mean that I'm getting boring?
You tell me
I'm tired of listening to myself, yeah
I'm tired of fixing things for Michael and the rest of them

Y' know my bip-bopping days are over
I hung my boots up and then retired from the disco floor
The centre of my so called being is
The space between your bed and wardrobe with the louvre doors
(With the louvre doors)

Y' know my celibate days are over
You put me straight on the finer points of my speech rehearsed
In the mirror of my steamy bathroom
Where the lino tells a sorry story in a monologue
(In a monologue)

Six months on, the winter's gone
The disenchanted pony
Left the town with the circus boy
The circus boy got lonely
It's summer, and it's sister song's
Been written for the lonely
The circus boy is feeling melancholy


It's got to be fate that's doing it
A spooky witch in a sexy dress has been bugging me
With the story of the way it should be
With the story of Sebastian and Belle the singer, yeah

Y' know my one man band is over
I hit the drum for the final time and I walked away
I saw you in Japanese restaurant
You were doing it for business men on the piano, Belle
You said it was a living Hell
You said you were in Hell

Six months on, the winter's gone
The disenchanted pony
Left the town with the circus boy
The circus boy got lonely
It's summer, and it's sister song's
Been written for the lonely
The circus boy is feeling melancholy

Six months on, the winter's gone
The disenchanted pony
Left the town with the circus boy
The circus boy got lonely
It's summer, and it's sister song's
Been written for the lonely
The circus boy is feeling melancholy


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Don't know (too much to read).

I still have a lover though.

I also learned that not all people are assholes, that some can be nice.

If there's anything I've learned in my travel through this crazy little thing called life it's that I won't go down in history. I may go down on your sister though.

That the claim that vodka doesn't leave you with a hang over is a crock of shit.

Honesty is the best policy.

Never drink grapefruit juice right after brushing your teeth.

Don't talk to kids like they're dumb, they're regular people, just young, what the hell.
What's the point in saying "seeeeeeehhh? that's a bbbbuu tter fly gne gne gneee hgaaah!" , chances are that little kid will grow up deviated.
I think many children laugh at their parents.

Another thing, knees are important.

for real? no joke?

you do so?:eek:

There is no meaning to life - we're not all working towards a common goal.
Go out and make things better for people and have fun while you can.