That would be telling.

I plead the 5th. (just incase people out to get me are reading this)

jaywalking.

Nice edit.

smoking a cigarette?

Damn!
Driving WITH traffic on the New Jersey Turnpike is deadly enough, but you are a total badass.

ha ha. damn. 2 people on the board had traffic accidents... glad you were not the 3rd one.

and it sounds like you need to keep a roll of duct tape handy!


oww... how coy...

Yesterday, I parked in a residents-only parking space in a place where I'm not a resident.

Probably speeding.

I think he was talking about the Statute of Limitations. Isn't it still ten years?

Downloading music.
Speed limit.

i take the fifth

I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and someone else, I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people.

...since we're quoting keith, i'm gonna have to change my answer to:

Lima beans drop down and grease your dirty jeans
National thunderstorms, step up and find your power
Your records hot melt like yogurt and you smell sour
Get my reels, Ampex, a-DAT system flex

You got polio knees, lock fell on Soul Train
The answer is Anorex, punks I'll flip your brain
Like Don Cornelious, I hide behind the scenes
Make you lick my hot dog with ketchup on two beans

Skated without a helmet. I think that gets you a fine here.

Just, y'know, stuff.

Going through a red light. Can't remember when though.

Jaywaling or pissing somewhere not a bathroom.
Shortly after the pissing, I went into a bathroom to wash my hands... so that defeated the purpose...

-Speed limit
-Removed the plates off of street lamps

smoked a joint.
listened to a pirated cd
watched a copied dvd
crossed the road without looking (it was 5am and there was nothing around)