and more on topic, this one

those books are fucking great, he's got another one about tits if i recall.

i think mr. carlin would be proud of all this fart talk.

I espress my emo-tions through fartsong.

please, explain what is emo about farts

It's bad for you to hold farts in. I heard that on Oprah once.

I'm talking shit. Pun intended.

Apparently they back up and end up coming out of your ears.:(

If you don't go for a piss for long enough then you can't stop crying yellow tears.

I think someone should write a limerick or two about the positive aspects of letting go of your farts.

Yes, Toilette and Bowels would be the one to do it with that name.

Aristophanes was cracking fart jokes some 2,400 years ago.

He often poked fun at well-known persons in Athens, and his comedy "Clouds" features Socrates "farting under the covers" having a hard time getting up out of bed in the morning and postulating that the sound of thunder is produced when clouds fart. The play contains numerous other risque references about penis size, masturbation, and poop as well.

The satire has a message, however, about the importance of free speech in a democratic society.

Many seem to know "Lysistrata," perhaps his out-and-out masterpiece, but "Clouds" is great stuff too.

I feel like I've heard of Clouds more than Lysistrata, actually. Though I haven't seen or read anything by him. I think I own them though, somewhere.

I like that story about Morrisey being horrified by Patti Smith when he went to one of her press conferences to write an article for a fanzine and she kept farting and talking bollocks. Prissy queen couldn't believe how unpoetical of her that was.

I still believe that girl's don't fart, but have a smarter, way more elegant way of letting the redundant gas out.

If talking is elegant...

Girls fart :

 

Photoshopped. The reflections are all wrong.

No, you're wrong, why deny the truth ?

oops
(just farted)