Contempt is the only way to deal with rudeness, as far as I am concerned. Or like my mum says: ''Good manners are used by those who have them and not by those on the receiving end''. Fuck all of you, I'm off for a fag.

example:
the slits thread.

i say something completly normal and you start acting all superior like if you never had used that expression before.

your snobisms and lessons of superiority disgust me.

Your disgust is of no interest to me.

yes because you are so much superior.

for people on the phone, I find that killing them with ultrakindness really makes their rudeness look stupid....that is until they get REALLY rude, then I usually do the whole "I'm sorry ma'am-sir, but I'm not required to take yr abuse". *click*

when the wife's being rude, I just punch her in the face. this happens everyday.

hello Nef. :)

what's a nice girl like you doing in a rude thread like this?

Pimpin' is easy.

The only seriously rude people on the phone are the ones who are obviously disturbed. I only got one complete arsehole on it a few months back - when I picked up the phone this guy went: '' DO YOU WANT MY CUSTOM, YOU FUCKING CUNT???''. Did I laugh? A lot. It must have been Glice.

in my business, I deal with a lot of sleep deprived assholes. they think that everything is free, and I have to tell them otherwise.

it's the old people that I dislike the most. they are even ruder than my wife.

me? I'm not rude at all. I'm trude. that's when you mix rudeness with the truth.

can you give girlfun lessons on being polite, please?

if she acted like you, I'd never have to chain her to the radiator.

consider me gasping.

I was rude to my boss without him knowing. I looked at him and thought to myself: ''What a cunt''.

Another good way of dealing with rudeness is imagining the person who is being rude to you as talking while naked.

you spend more time here, you post more than i do and we all know that you NEVER provoke anyone.

what gives you the right to call me that?

Why do you not just give it a break, now? You are getting a little tedious. Awright?

don't you DARE talk to proksammas like that, you rude fucker.

you know he's a witch, right?

he'll hex yr pecker into a toadstool if you don't watch it (yr mouth, not yr pecker).

that's so HOT.

It's more likely that I'd make him cry blood tears.

whatevs, losah.