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Jack Denial

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hey remember that one time i found you on the kitchen floor? that was funny.

ha. you deleted some letters from the... to make it sound like... aaah. fucking robot.

i've been drinking whiskey almost exclusively lately. i go by johnny walker red label and j&b (for cheapness but goodness). i'll try to drink some jack daniels this weekend.

oh you are soooo macho.

but puss is doing what other people tell you.

i lol @ thee

whiskey sours it is. with fresh lemon juice of course-- fucking great

you have no idea how macho i am. i can pretty much drink anyone under the table... and only have hiccoughs to show for it. pussy.

Maker's is my goto
I end up drinking a lot of Jameson's because that's what my friends drink

When I want the booze all to myself I get a bottle of Old Crow because no one will drink that shit but me.

I think that technically an alcoholic can start anytime after 12:00 PM

what are you implying?

hey remember that one time i found you on the back porch? that was gross.

I agree with taking the whiskey straight, but there is something to be said for a well made Makers or Knob old fashioned. Bulleit does not work, too much vanilla flavor....

You guys are classy.

i have no idea what you're talking about.

pfffttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you are funny.

tell me more.

i'm gonna learn ya!

I'm not a fan of whiskey, I'm more of a rum man myself, especially of this variety:

we could have a contest?

to prove what?

how much of a pussy you are.