god damnit you beat me to it.
he's going to eat those words one day.

You can see the lack of honesty in his eyes when he's rambling about shitty porn.

All I can see are those fucking teeth...

Those are the same teeth Christopher Walken had as the Headless Horseman with a head.

that video is made of lies.

hahahahahaha
OH MY GOD

Oh my Gawd....will somebody PLEASE kill that little shiteater already?!?

He sounds like the Professor from the Simpsons.

Actually he sounds like a lot of characters from the Simpsons.

Professor Frink is 1000 times cooler than that kid. He sounds like he's doing a terrible Heath Ledger as the Joker impression with his balls in a vice and a cold.

Maybe we should send Cantanky to sort out his teeth "problem" once and for all...

If by sort out his teeth problem you mean snuff out his lifeforce once and for all, I'd gladly endorse it.

I'm not so sure we want his voice to get even more obnoxious. A quick jab to the temple should suffice.

SonicYouth37 - That's what I'm talking about!
*arranges online "Cantanky kills annoying fuckwad" sponsorship*

Sex on the beach.

Sexsh on the beasch bitchesh!

older chicks with braces..... mm.

Get a good look? Hahahahaha

What a fucked up kid.

Anyways, it seems to me that the cause of the fucked up voice is more a nasal thing than a gappy teeth thing.

yeah he needs a nose job instead

Open those damn airways up.