I ironed the shirt. It is really cute. It has a sparrow on it.

Nope. It is a shirt I made myself last night. I had to wait for the paint to dry and then iron it in.

I want a Mates Of State shirt. I should call them and ask if they'll send me one.

Like 6.

I'll call and leave a message at like 2:30 in the morning tonight and record it.

I will pretend to be Jason's gay affair.