no funeral
no announcement of it in the newspaper
no sympathy from anyone
ashes burned up, throw em in the fucking trash
who cares -- I'm dead?

People don't come and visit me now.. why would they visit me when I'm dead? Fuck tombstones, fuck coffins, fuck funerals, fuck people's tears.

you're so hardcore.

I just don't give a fuck.

buried in the cemetary across the road from my house. i won't have far to go!

burried so I can grow some nice trees and turn into some pretty rocks. I'm not sure where tho.

take my body and turn it into a big dildo dick

????

Excuse my shoddy MSPaint editing... hahaha.

wow

I would like a plain wooden casket so that I can seep into the soil.

that way, when the sun blows the earth's crust off into the universe, I'll be right there with it.

fuck ashes. I want to rot. in fact, I almost can't wait. teeeheee

When my son was little we had to take him to a funeral. Afterwards he said when he dies, he wants to have his lips pursed in a kiss so it will be easier for the morners to kiss him goodby on their way out. ha

I want my corpse incinerated and the ashes spread in Bryceville and the other half in the ocean.

This reminds me of my other play.

Have a taxidermist stuff me, and then put me up in the top corner of someone's living room, crouching up there with some evil fucking look on my face (someone worthy of such a gift obviously)

It's kinda hard for me to explain, but if you've seen Garage Days, it's kinda like the scene where he's fucked up on drugs and thinks he's the devil.

This morning I was laying in bed thinking about taxidermy. Not sure why.

I don't think it's as gross as a lot of people/vegetarians do. Obviously I'm not down if the animal was hunted, but if something dies naturally, why the hell not?

Taxidermy is art.

I would like to learn some day, and do up my rodents when they die. They I'll play them in random, rodent like places all around the house.

aww. little boys are so cute.

The other day my nephew told his mom

"when dad dies, I'm going to marry you because yr the nicest girl I know"

There is a melbourne artist who taxidermies(??) stuff, and then decorates them with gems and things..

http://juliadeville.com/

You ain't never eaten no freshly hunted deer meat? The best bits still have the lead pellets in em. I can remember being 5 and it not at all being uncommon to find the sight of a deer carcus strung upside down from a tree being "dressed"

Give my organs/whatever to whoever needs them and make art with the rest of me.

^^^ gladly. send me some parts. I'll put it right next to the cabbage patch head that I have mounted in my garage.

oh, my garage. how I wish that I were in my garage right now. alone with the dead dolls and other stuff.

You had your chance when Bush was in office and you blew it.

Well, I think you could still do some good.