What's the point in intimating sexual innuendo when the bit you've left out due to ellipsis suggests that I imagine having sex with Rob? Isn't that, like, conservative innuendo? What difference does it make if I imagine having sex with Rob when I'm naked, in the shower?

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I never know if what I say is going to make glice actually flip out and start killing people. I certainly don't wish to be at the top of the hit list.

I'm going to stick with "hey, hey, it's ok".

that's fairly benign, right?

my buttho' like my g/f's is a one way thouroughfare

i guess as a child I did not eat enough of my own shit to deveop a sick fascination with the anus, unlike some...

I also wanted to explain to glice that I was trolling Rob more than himself, but that's no fun, so I'm not going to do it.

yo, Rob! glice wants to fuck you in the ass with his enormously racist cock. I hope you don't plan on sitting down for a few weeks.

alright big boy, what makes you so fucking special?

Turn ons
Intellectual curiosity. Willing to explore new ideas, talk to me about music/art/philosophy/books etc.
Passion and intensity.
Ripped clothing.
Unique/vibrant personalities. I need somebody who is confident being their self.
Musicians and artists, of course. Creativity is imperative.
Respectful of women.

Turn offs
Apathy. Does not think critically.
Sexually conservative.
Dresses conservatively.
Lack of confidence.
Close minded.
Generally boring.

I can't believe that you're trying to assert your own masculinity in a thread on the internet (which isn't even real) in which you were the hypothetical object of man-man sex.

I'm hardly one to talk - I'm having hypothetical sex with men on the internet - but you have some massive repression problems if you can't even handle 4th-tier abstractions of your being gay.





How was that for you Flotz?

Turn - Ons
Brunettes with blue eyes
Of Course a sense of humor
Priorities in place - family first and foremost
Someone who can laugh at themselves if they make a mistake or do something dumb
Knows how give and take

Turn - offs
ME ME ME it's all about ME
Wants to remold me change me ugh!
Biggest Priority is Money
Doesn't give head but loves getting it
Keeping up with Jones scenario
lack of trust

I'm on my second cigarette. :o

Not upset in any way. you did not see any CAPSLOC huh?
;)

Turn ons
1. sense of humor
2. takes care of herself
3. cool/unique clothes, example. not just wearing Hollister shit 24/7
4. creative, in any way, ex. musically, artistically, smart, writing
5. someone who doesn't whine about everything

Turn offs
1. only thinks of herself, thinks they are the greatest person ever
2. someone who thinks they are always right
3. poor hygene
4. blames me if they do something stupid
5. if they are just plain, and boring to be around

Lame comeback is lame, gayboy.

TURN ONS
1. Shortish hair, anything looking punky is cool
2. Curiosity
3. Good taste
4. Creativity
5. SMELL GOOD
1-4 is all reiterations but -honestly- you need to smell good.

1. Hyperannoying bitch
2. "let's go to the mall"
3. won't really debate anything, just listens
4. no goals
5. smell like shit

meh

What a gay thing to say!

TURN ONS:

• must be Puerto Rican
• lots and lots of hair
• a beard
• must love cigars (if you know what I mean)
• They Might Be Giants

TURN OFFS:

• Beck
• druids
• Jesus
• a flat bottom
• Conan O'Brian

the porchlight is broken, but the doorbell works.

I made sure to hold my pinkies out real fancy while I typed it

on a random note, looking back i realize that I've never dated somebody (male or female) who was not a Bikini Kill fan.

Bikini Kill. What an odd nexus.

Yeah, but I supposed it makes sense. The people I tend to trust enough to date are usually punk-este musicians or artists who are self-identified feminists. It's a pattern I suppose?

I also usually date women (bisexuals, lesbians, queers) which explains it even more?