You use that word again I'll come to your house and daub 'I <3 Cameron' on your door.

Two syllables too long. Terrible word.

There's shit falling from the sky outside. I'm going out, make a shitman in the garden, and attach all your posts to it.

That's the most racist thing I've read ALL YEAR.

FACE!

Is it true that you're so afraid of even saying the word black, you refer to them as the urban people?

fuck you all.
no excuses.
and no exceptions.

I'm not the one who used a thinly-veiled metaphor to suggest that black people were like God's shit now, am I?

I deliberatly decided not to tell you that it's snowing outside because I knew you'd get too excited and put your clothes on to witness what a really white world looks like.

fuck yr mother.

My mother is dead asshole.

Is your father alive? Just asking.

Maybe

the joke's on you, bitchtwinkles.

my mother was a test-tube.

you mean ... your mother isn't .... ?

Maybe you should fuck him, then.

My father is dead asshole.

Fuck your sister?

My siblings are dead asshole.