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!@#$%! 12.11.2006 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by matt g
explain?


kirk douglas played a nice role in kubrick's "paths of glory"

when it came time to make spartacus, chinboy and kubrick fought over "creative differences" re:screenplay and other matters, with the end result being spartacus becoming some horrid hollywood sappy shitfest that showcases chinpoke as the greatest mantitties ever (or something) as and kubrick eventually "disowning" the movie. if you want to see how the man was capable of handling historical drama, look no futher than "barry lyndon" and compare such masterpiece to this cheeseball "maciste" movie.

i'm looking online for more accurate sources than my sloppy morning prose. i'll post you something.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 12.11.2006 12:50 PM

 


yes, its real.

!@#$%! 12.11.2006 01:00 PM

i also went to see this shit and i was fucking disappointed

nicoke kidman's nasal prosthetics were ridiculous


 



what a fucking sappy, ridiculous, rambling, boring, irrelevant, predictable movie

virginia woolf must be rolling in her grave


 

static-harmony 12.11.2006 01:01 PM

Have you guys heard they are making On The Road into a movie?

On The Road

finding nobody 12.11.2006 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
 


yes, its real.

Those movies gave me countless nightmares as a young boy.

 

HA

static-harmony 12.11.2006 01:02 PM

I got to agree with that one.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 12.11.2006 01:08 PM

 


 

static-harmony 12.11.2006 01:11 PM

You know which ones are the worst. Those 80's action movies translated into spanish.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 12.11.2006 01:27 PM

yeahduh

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 12.11.2006 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
Hang on.....its called the legend of QUILT FACE?! was he destroyed by a heroic nana who unstiched him?


 


No, it basically has the same plot as Texas Chainsaw Massacre- he doesn't die, which sets it up for a number 2.

jon boy 12.11.2006 02:15 PM

wolf was pretty terrible and american pie 1 & 2 were just atrocious. i walked out of the cinema at that one.

Tokolosh 12.11.2006 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
i fucking hate that kirk douglas fuck ever since i found out how he fucked what could have been another awesome kubrick film.


You're kidding me right? He was sublime in another Kubrick film 3 years earlier, and Spartacus wasn't that bad either. I agree with Kidman having a very bad nose job, but Streep and Harris made up for it.

!@#$%! 12.11.2006 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Tokolosh
You're kidding me right? He was sublime in another Kubrick film 3 years earlier and Spartacus wasn't that bad either. I agree with Kidman having a very bad nose job, but Streep and Harris made up for it.


yeah paths of glory i wrote about it please read on.

and the hours sucked refried cliched gonads-- unfuckingbearable-- i wanted to kill that stupid julianne moore-- julianne moore! she was so wonderful in "vanya on 42nd street" and todd haynes's "safe," and then this shit...

Tokolosh 12.11.2006 02:48 PM

 

Well, your're entitled to your own opinion... I've seen worse, if you want to talk about Julianne Moore^.

Daddylikes 12.11.2006 02:52 PM

Most people here have shit taste.

War of the Worlds rocked.

Hostel rocked.


Leprechaun 4 in space is pretty bad...as is Leprechaun in the Hood with Ice T.

Troll and Troll 2 are pretty fucking bad too.

But...

The WORST MOVIE ever! Has got to be....


THE SHAFT! (not to be confused with "Shaft")

THE SHAFT is a horror movie about a possessed elevator...and it is damn rad!

!@#$%! 12.11.2006 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Tokolosh
 

Well, your're entitled to your own opinion... I've seen worse, if you want to talk about Julianne Moore^.


of course! opinions are like assholes, etc.

oh! she did the refry of psycho? never have i seen it, never will it. how can you improve upon the original? that's just so fucking wrong.

anyway yes sorry i hated the hours i hated spartacus so fucking SAPPY!
there are beautiful moments/shots no doubt but i detested it as a whole, the whole fucking score gave me rashes as well--

oh i finally found something: http://pages.prodigy.com/kubrick/kubsp.htm

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Kubrick and Douglas clashed, however. Kubrick felt he didn't have enough creative input especially where the script was concerned, making him feel like a mere hired hand, and leading him to later buy his way out of his 3 picture contract with Kirk Douglas's production company and in later years to virtually disown the film.

disown! i would too...

SynthethicalY 12.11.2006 02:52 PM

The remake of pshycho sucked sweaty balls.

Tokolosh 12.11.2006 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Daddylikes
The WORST MOVIE ever! Has got to be....

THE SHAFT! (not to be confused with "Shaft")

THE SHAFT is a horror movie about a possessed elevator...and it is damn rad!


Back in 1983, Dutch Writer/Director Dick Mass released the Horror movie, DE LIFT aka THE LIFT.

Apparently, Dick Maas thought his flick was a turd as well. Nearly 20 years later a much older and presumably wiser Dick decided to remake and release his own film (now made in France). Only this time, he called it DOWN.

DOWN became THE SHAFT in the U.S.

He made a very very big mistake, 'cause The LIFT had already become a cult movie.

matt g 12.11.2006 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
kirk douglas played a nice role in kubrick's "paths of glory"

when it came time to make spartacus, chinboy and kubrick fought over "creative differences" re:screenplay and other matters, with the end result being spartacus becoming some horrid hollywood sappy shitfest that showcases chinpoke as the greatest mantitties ever (or something) as and kubrick eventually "disowning" the movie. if you want to see how the man was capable of handling historical drama, look no futher than "barry lyndon" and compare such masterpiece to this cheeseball "maciste" movie.

i'm looking online for more accurate sources than my sloppy morning prose. i'll post you something.



ok... there are like 3 or 4 kubrick movies i have not seen, thparticus & barry lyndon are both on that list... thanks for the scoop!

Tokolosh 12.11.2006 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
oh! she did the refry of psycho? never have i seen it, never will it. how can you improve upon the original? that's just so fucking wrong.
disown! i would too...


I haven't seen it either. I keep well away from most remakes, especially ones ripped from the master of suspense.

Have you noticed how many remakes hollywood have come up with in the last few years?


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