Dear sonicl, you have done it very well up to now though I rarely participate in this thread and this is also the reason why I have to decline your generous offer: my weekends are so boring. There's not much to do here in my little town outside Buenos Aires, and I lead a tranquil (boring) life even when I go to the city.
I'm not the average funny person, so I guess the honor of going on with the thread should go to someone worthy of it. Why not Kegmama? (in my humble opinion...)
Or nominate and choose as it was proposed.
Thank you so much for thinking about me, you've been so generous to me since I first came into the board. :)
P.S.: Of course as you said this is your thread, so, your rules. :D

I'm finally going out in a minute. I've been waiting far too long for my lift. Fucking people and their faces. I've managed to drink a fair bit in the interim as well. Winner.

Tomorrow is cricket day, weather permitting. Lads, cider, cricket, sunshine. What could be better?

this weekend's potential just shot through the roof!

Skinny Puppy is playing in Dallas on Sunday and Black Rebel Motorcycle Club on Saturday.

OMIFUCKSKINNYPUPPY

Fuck you all, I have the stomach flu. My attention span and consciousness only permits TV movies at this time, occasionally interrupted by bouts of nauseous projections.

Yes, that was blatantly whiny and self-pitying.

While this weekend won't compare to next (the Oly Experimental Music Fest!) nonetheless, I have way much to do. Argumentix is playing on my radio show tomorrow, then I have much flyering to do around PDX for the fest followed by a Flickr Meetup at a local watering hole at 3 PM and then a KPSU party at Ground Kontrol arcade at 5 PM (including free quarters!)

Work at six, home at two thirty, shower go out with lover boy- Saturday
Work, and schoolwork-Sunday

I know you're talking about your boyfriend, but when you say "lover boy", it's impossible not to think of Mike Reno in tight leather pants and a sweaty head band. But then you are working for the weekend after all...

Oh we are not a couple anymore. We are just guys who like each other's company.

troll the board tonight.

probably bar tomorrow night.

less probable jam with fellow noisers on sunday.

in between: recording an I/C/O/C song and getting some samples together for next week's gigs with bloodyminded and tons of mx city's finest ear shredders.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

that ashtray is hilarious.

ohh, i almost forgot; write about shellac for the mag.

i want that ashtray.

feel better, truncy!

tomorrow i have best buy, dinner, and (blah) bowling. sunday i'm with my dad and back to band camp monday/tuesday.

yes truncy, feel better soon!!!!

did you not just advocate genocide upon whiners a few threads ago?

if you need a place to hide when they come for you, please let me know.

Currently in the middle of the 7th Adelaide international cabaret festival with a very busy weekend. sunday see a 42 channel live recording for me to do of a new Australian musical called Warne: The Musical (you english will understand that one)

Thanks for the well-wishing, folks.

Why is bowling "blah," schizo? Perhaps it's geeky of me, but I quite enjoy it. After imbibing a fair amount of alcohol, anyhow. And details of this band camp, please.


I also pointed out that I was extremely egocentric and hypocritical. I also have carte blanche in violating any of my own rules at any given time, as I see fit. Which is what makes me such an ass. It's an enjoyable mentality, I encourage you to adopt it sometime. With my permission, of course.

Everyneurotic, how did I get the impression you were a teetotaller? I don't really see you as the drinking type.

HECKLER SPRAY VS THE FUCKING GOATS :
GOAT HUNTING
Saturday afternoon, France, in the middle of nowhere...
It was sunny, with a slight breeze. A perfect day to go to the goat hunting.
Heckler Team: 2
Goats Team: 0
We defeated those dumb animals, it took us about 2 hours, a thrilling hunting, I've got the first one by trickery and my brother caught the second.
Fuck ! I thought we did it to eat them, but in fact we 're gonna give them to a guy I don't know.
I will never do it again.



(EDIT : Hey, it's my 1000th post !)

I am unhealthily intrigued by this goat-catching. Why do you not use horses?

Mmmm...French cowboys...

My brother doesn't have horses. I used to do horse riding, but we don't need horese, we run fast enough. And we are smarter than goats (I know goats are not very smart animals).

perhaps because of the posts where i express my personal distaste for pot?

i don't drink everyday though.

ohh, and i love bowling!!! so what if it's geeky? a good way of making it fun is to go with two other friends and each assume the personality of a big lebowski character. booze can help too.

Hey, Every-n, if I ever find myself in Mexico, we're going bowling. Okay?

count on it.

Before the fray:



Into battle:



A Pyrrhic victory:

Men in skirts and leggings. A sight to treasure.

It might be fun, pretending to be a Viking or a Norman. I really like those long tunic things, and I already have the hair for it.

That battlefield is nicely mowed.

Or is it mown?

They look hot.

Temperature-wise.

It was quite a hot afternoon. The field in question is 'Dean's Field' in the middle of Chester, just behind the cathedral. It used to be used as a cricket ground, and is always in good shape.

I had no idea there was still medieval fighting in Chester. But I suppose people settle there differences in different ways all over the country. It's a regional thing.

I was in Darfield the other day, and I saw some morris dancers.

Morris dancers are amongst the coolest people on earth.

Where is Darfield?

where you participating, or watching?

Watching.

Sorry, were you talking to Danny?

South Yorkshire, near Barnsley.

And no, I am not a morris dancer. I never expected to ever have to deny such a thing.

Thanks. What is Darfield's main attraction, aside from Morris Dancing?

no, i was talking to you

Toilet should have considered to add his confused morris dancing to his exhibition this weekend as a more conceptual angle blaring some Charalambides while he painted his his chest with red ink

I have no problem with that!

I was just worried that with your original command, legions of jackbooted thugs were scouring the streets for whiners to tie to the rack.

do your minions recognize you on sight (I assumed you directed them from a secret location ala Charlie from Charlies Angels), or is there a password?