the way the various branches of the military bed down at night.

marines in the mud
army on the sand
navy on the deck of a carrier by the kiddie pool
a typical scene at the air force barracks.....

oh the airforce looks appealing--

except for the potential diseases.


oh what the hell-- pass the antibiotics

nice teeth.

meth?

speaking of nice teeth,
how much would it cost to get one tooth veneered w/o insurance?

no idea

lots?

i think insurance doesn't cover veneers anyway, except i guess from accidents.

et tu, cankers?

but why?

because of that wii accident. that was technically an accident, correct?

oh you got a chipped tooth? that doesn't require veneer i think. a simple non-metal filling shoud take care of it.

describe the results of your accident?

this is gross, sorry, but:

it started out something like this, didn't it?

i can't afford that!

ha ha ha.

oh that doesn't require a veneer i think.

a little patch is all.

veneers are a cosmetic procedure, cover the whole face of the tooth== not at all what you need.

i that broken tip sensitive?

i broke a chunk of my molar opening too many beer caps while stoned and i've lived with it happily ever after.

the moral of the story is only open beer with your teeth when you're not stoned.

You wish.

i broke a front tooth playing snap the whip as a kid. never got it fixed either.

it's not sensitive but it's sharp.
i realise that veneers are cosmetic dentistry. i need cosmetic dentistry.

nah you don't. if it doesn't hurt, don't worry about it.

fake teeth are gross, in my opinion.

yeah i've seen some really good ones but most of them i've seen look terrible and horsey. perhaps i'll just invest in some tooth whitening.

nooo! nooo!

i like them naturally plump. no silicones for me!!

well i'm off to dreamland i think. i'm sore and parts of my body are numb that i never thought possible. and my eyelids feel greasy.

happy sleep.

i wish i could sleep too! im exhausted yet awake. good night.

Belated happy birthday beautiful annoying young bitch :D

A little present for you: http://www.stage6.com/The-Eclectic-House/video/1334338/Pink-Floyd---Set-The-Controls-For-The-Heart----(live-968)

i didn't bother posting in this thread because i thought you were no longer checking this place.

however, that appears not to be the case.

Happy Birthday.

happy belated-b-day!

hilarious!

did you google "prostitutes not trying very hard?"

no, it was either "corpse love" or "decapitated bride"

if you recombine thiem, "corpse bride" is evidently that tim burton movie, but "decapitated love" yields this baby:

That's a leyak

i still fucking hate you all.
oh angst.

yeah and you still managed to squeeze a 4-page birthday thread out of your hate. nice job!

You are an astonishingly boring lady, so I am very surprised that you'd call people any names to start with. Well done trying.

i'm sorry that it's not on my agenda to entertain you. i'll try and squeeze that in.

Keep it. Thanks.

Ok, I apolgise, I am in very bad mood today, I shouldn't have posted the above. There's no point in me deleting it because the damage is done, but you rule, so forget the stroppy post.

make up your fucking mind.

Attitude kind of sucks. Makes you a predictable bore. Made up my mind, now.

sorry porky. i was pissy this morning. i'm great now though, i swear.

I hate you.

the feeling is mutual :)

Kiss kiss?:) :)

bang bang.