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Toilet & Bowels 06.14.2008 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
Haha. I've never tried that.

Anyway, here's another beautiful person:



 


who is that?

demonrail666 06.14.2008 07:54 AM

I wish I knew.

demonrail666 06.14.2008 07:57 AM

 

PAULYBEE2656 06.14.2008 07:59 AM

 

demonrail666 06.14.2008 08:02 AM

 

demonrail666 06.14.2008 08:21 AM


 


 

This Is Not Here 06.14.2008 09:05 AM

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/25569...30FDCFC4C15FBB

I agree, Robert Smith is a right old lardo these days, and consquently rocks less. Here he is when he was a bit thinner. Here he is kissing Tricky.

demonrail666 06.14.2008 09:11 AM

The Manics Rocked far less when Richie 'left'. I mean seriously, look at the state of their drummer on the right:


 


Dinah Cancer is skinnily gorgeous:

 

Rob Instigator 06.14.2008 01:24 PM

Poison Idea out rocked all these skinny pUSSY FUCKS you guys are posting
 


D Boon and the minutemen rocked far harder than all the skinny pussy fucks you guys post combined!
 



fat butt KING BUZZO has rocked harder than every loser here
 



your rock n roll logic is FAULTY

Glice 06.14.2008 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
Haha. I've never tried that.

Anyway, here's another beautiful person:



 


She looks alarmingly like my mate E___. Alarmingly, my mate E___ is absurdly attractive. I'm melting just thinking about her face. She had a skinhead last time I saw her, and still was the sexiest thing imaginable. Even as a straight man I hate her for her looks.

tw2113 06.14.2008 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
The Manics Rocked far less when Richie 'left'. I mean seriously, look at the state of their drummer on the right:



 



Except that photo is from the early days of the band, probably around the time Generation Terrorists was getting released, when Richie disappeared 2 albums later

Derek 06.14.2008 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
Poison Idea out rocked all these skinny pUSSY FUCKS you guys are posting

 


D Boon and the minutemen rocked far harder than all the skinny pussy fucks you guys post combined!

 



fat butt KING BUZZO has rocked harder than every loser here

 



your rock n roll logic is FAULTY

Rob is correct!

Sheriff Rhys Chatham 06.14.2008 03:09 PM

What about really jacked musicians?

demonrail666 06.14.2008 03:17 PM

Look, I KNOW my argument is bollocks. I KNOW the Minutemen are a better RnR band than, say, Christian fuckin' Death. I KNOW that skinniness is no proof of RnR quality. I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW! I was just drunk and wanted to post pictures of sexy skinny Rockers. That's all.

So, without further a do. Here's a picture of Andrew Eldritch looking emaciated and cool:


 

Cantankerous 06.14.2008 03:19 PM

andrew eldritch was hottttt stuff in his day. like in the lucretia my reflection video. now he's a baldy and considerably less hot.

demonrail666 06.14.2008 03:25 PM

Thank you Cantankerous. It's reassuring to know that there's someone out there as shallow as I am.

Here's The Dead Boys looking skinny and non gender specific:
 

Cantankerous 06.14.2008 03:27 PM

stiv.

MANGINA.


that's hot.

that might have to be my new avatard.

demonrail666 06.14.2008 03:47 PM


 

DJ Hell loves his skinny RnR

demonrail666 06.14.2008 03:49 PM

 

You beautiful bastard!

king_buzzo 06.14.2008 04:01 PM


 



there

your life just got pwned.

Glice 06.14.2008 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666


DJ Hell loves his skinny RnR


I think you just won the 'first person to mention DJ Hell on the SY messageboard prize'. Have a dusty old box of beans.

demonrail666 06.14.2008 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

 



there

your life just got pwned.


A fat man singing while playing a guitar. explain.

Glice 06.14.2008 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
A fat man singing while playing a guitar. explain.


Source says Daniel Johnston - that is, over-rated shite. Feel free to disregard your alleged 'pwnage'.

demonrail666 06.14.2008 04:15 PM

Thank for that Glice. I was confused there for a second.
Help yourself to an International DeeJay Gigolos CD by way of a reward.

 

Glice 06.14.2008 04:17 PM

 


More where I'm at right now, but ta.

demonrail666 06.14.2008 04:20 PM

 

"Strictly underground funk keep the crossover" Nice one!

demonrail666 06.14.2008 04:21 PM

Jeff Mills is one skinny motherfucker

Glice 06.14.2008 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
Jeff Mills is one skinny motherfucker


Have you seen Richie Hawtin's new hairdo? It was only pointed out to me the other day. Fucking shitawful. Still a scawny fucker, still pwns. In your face, 'fat'boy slim.




 

demonrail666 06.14.2008 04:30 PM

Hawtin looks like a fucking Bloc Party member with Polio.

Actually, House is the only type of music where fatness rules:


 


Kenny 'Dope' Gonzalez is fat as fuck, but more RnR then any guitarist i can think of right now.

king_buzzo 06.14.2008 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
Source says Daniel Johnston - that is, over-rated shite. Feel free to disregard your alleged 'pwnage'.


shush you.


it is kind of over rated, but whatever, its pretty cool.


i really dont see any point in this thread.

demonrail666 06.14.2008 05:17 PM

Don't worry KB, there really isn't one.

Here's a picture of a skinny-making salad. It tastes like shit but turns anyone into Stiv Bators after a few months:


 

And here's a cheeseburger. Tastes great, but leaves you looking like a member of the Boo Ya Tribe.

 

demonrail666 06.14.2008 05:24 PM

 

Skinny and blonde

Toilet & Bowels 06.14.2008 07:54 PM

daniel johnston = sacred cow that needs to be slaughtered

demonrail666 06.14.2008 07:56 PM

Yeah. I don't get the whole Daniel Johnston thing either. I'm not saying he's bad or anything, but ...well fuck it, yes I am.

Cantankerous 06.14.2008 07:58 PM

hes alright. maybe not.

demonrail666 06.14.2008 07:58 PM

Fat fuck!

demonrail666 06.14.2008 08:00 PM


 
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I know hes been mentioned before but fuck he looked good, didn't he?

I wonder if I could create a Sid Sim? He could just fall asleep midway through every task!

Dead-Air 06.15.2008 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
Poison Idea out rocked all these skinny pUSSY FUCKS you guys are posting

 


D Boon and the minutemen rocked far harder than all the skinny pussy fucks you guys post combined!

 



fat butt KING BUZZO has rocked harder than every loser here

 



your rock n roll logic is FAULTY


All true, and then there's the Screaming Trees who when I saw in 1986 for the first time shredded uncontrollably at about 300 lbs a piece, and then proceeded to get famous, boring, and lose a lot of the weight!

Pere Ubu/Rocket from the Tombs frontman David Thomas was known affectionately as Crocus Behometh when he was at his most rockingly fearsome.

Far too often the punk rock weight loss program is called Heroin, and while it makes for great publicity photos, it often coincides with a serious slump in creativity on the part of the musicians that look so cool. Because so many great artists go on to heroin, it is often overlooked that their best, most energetic stuff, usually came before the horse.

Cantankerous 06.15.2008 12:29 AM

not only heroin but speed. fucking a.

don't do speed please. any of you. i would rather see someone get into heroin than speed any day.

Norma J 06.15.2008 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
 
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I know hes been mentioned before but fuck he looked good, didn't he?


No.

He looked like the no talent hack that he was.


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