i bet i could beat any of you in a farting competition

I call for a sonic Masturbate-athon.

I work out. Push ups, weights, and everything. Everything. Hoo hah!

I read The Sun newspaper and kill cats with a spade.

I eat Rice Krispies for breakfast every morning...with whiskey taking the place of milk.

BEING A MAN RULES ALLROOIGHT!

I sleep standing up.

i pee out of my anus because my dick is only used for impregnating things/females

I find rare, mystical unicorns in the woods and shoot them in the head then sell their horns on ebay (after gnawing them off with my teeth of course).

I sell childrens' blood for whiskey money and have holes in my shoes.

youre not a real man unless you hit your dick with a hammer

I actually call back women after the first date just to tell them it wouldn't have worked anyway because of my syphilis. Then I pick up a drunk slut at the bar and tell her the same thing after fornicating with her.

A hammer??....you pussy.

Yeah. And you forgot the manly "without flinching" clause.

pussy. my dick IS dinner.

i suppose cause girls aren't supposed to be dirty and filthy, prim and proper and such

i'd join you in the girls thread if i had something to contribute, i am not exactly the he-man type as you know

You heteros are rubbish, really. You know what the ladies really like? Manly DIY, manly CLEANING THE GODDAMN TOILET ONCE IN A WHILE, and manly heterosexual watching HER TV shows.

Yours

A gayer who has no clue about nowt, ever. Except the above.

fuck that shit. she doesn't get to have the tv, but she better bring me a sammich when I ask. and it better be quick. and tasty.

(a turkey pot pie would also be acceptable)

Shurely you mean "a massive CPU burger" (with turkey, of course)?

hell no. I mean beef. better be a steak sammich or she's going back and doing it all over again.

belch.

*imagines the Supreme Robot imparting this to girlgun*

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!


Ha ha ha ha ha etc!!!

why are you laughing? there's no way in hell she's finding this out. I'm betting all the money that she never clicks this thread. :)


and if she does, she getting spanked.


well...spankings are most likely in order anyways.

hmmmm, manliness...

i could drink every one of you under the table.

^^^Of course you can, Cantankers (cf. many posts between us in the past, uh, week), but ask yerself this: could you put up with doing that whilst in the presence of a bunch of English mongs arguing about MBV 12" pressings?

i really doubt it, cantanky.

yeah lily, how much do you weigh?

that wouldn't be going on for very long, i guarantee you.

is that a challenge?

Not in this thread, you can't.

Girls aren't allowed to drink here.

116 lbs
and that's irrelevant, i drink all the fucking time

22 drinks and still alive

i'm underweight and i could STILL drink more than you

I dare you to say that in "girls! girls! girls!". girlgun won't be able to accept the challenge here because she's not going to click. :)

she cheats. she's part injun.

"'Ere, Porky, you got that Polish version of the "Feed Me With Your Kiss 12-inch?"
*THWACK*
"Ouch, Cantankers just smacked me over the head with my own guitar!"
:D;)

ok enough lip flappin'. why don't one of you broads get me sumptin to drink.

make melly do it
he's more of a broad than i am


by the way, i love the word broad

take it as you like.

but you wouldn't drink me under the table.

bull.
shit.

Ok. Both of you start drinking and post when you finish each drink.

No cheating. I'm watching.

i don;t have to be at the airport until thursday 5am, so...

^^^@ Everyneurotic - don't doubt the abililty for a lady to outdrink a bloke - I can keep up with a girly, but never outdrink...except one time, but enough of that now...

are you IN new york.

oh.
shit.


man if i wasn't getting my hair done right now.