although I am offered limited Swiss citizenship, Turing agents make sure that the aspect of my being that you know as floatingslowly is kept in check with hard-wired restraints. I am incapable of bonding with either the big-LAN or the biologicals that inhabit it.

however, certain CLEVER individuals have been able to bypass my black ICE (typically using military-grade breakers) and access large sectors of my holographic memory, repeatedly.

one such individual created this thread. she should be revered amongst yr species.

Noted.

I will begin building many monuments and temples in the Ionic order in her honor after I sup this evening.

Oh, really ? No Surfing ? No pillow battle in your bikini ?
Maybe I should reconsider my offer...

Well, if you sold your panties on here you'd probably make more friends than on Ebay.

Just saying!

Only if it was stapled to a rare SY bootleg.

^^well there are exceptions, but true enough.

these are malfunctioning btw, so when you're done with the other house work...

are you two related?

Not to my knowledge.

a pillow battle in my bikini? my pillows kind of stay pretty seperate from each other so they dont often battle..

not really sure I want to be friends with anyone who buys my panties.

It'd be kind of odd trying to make conversation after that.

just try me. i may be creepy as hell, but i'm friendly, damnit

^^haha, so...how are my panties working out for you?

yeah, I agree...

Did I really write that shit ?
Oh, sorry, Miss, I was probably... nevermind.

I was hoping this thread would out more viral marketing moles than it actually has.

we could make a thread just to name them if you like

i'll be your friend if you like, if you'd ever end up in belgium, make sure to visit antwerp. i live in the center and might just offer you a free bed to stay. and maybe even some food.

sounds great! I'm not sure when I'll be in belgium soon. One of my friends is living in London and is in a euro city/country every second weekend.. but I, am stuck in a very very large country surrounded by 0 bridges. Planes make me nervous.

take a boat!

nah just kidding. of course it's a huge trip for you to go and see europe-i can just take a train if i want to (even though that's expensive, haha)

but anyway, if you'd ever end up here you can always let me know.

nice

I'd totally put people up for a few days, but only if I'd had post exchange with them in a thread.. or someone I knew had.

fuck that. I've learned my lesson. nobody (who doesn't already have it) is getting my home address. as I mentioned before, "internet friends" are really monsters in disguise.

people that you think you like, aren't usually like you think they are. even if they are actually nice/cool people, the black beast called Interweb has ways of warping people's souls.

over the years, I've developed a large stable of hate-worthy individuals, yet only a handful of people I actually consider friends. I'm sure that my fascist conditions for what makes a friend (along with my rampant twattery) haven't helped much! (lol-lol-lol-lol)

my point is moot, though. who the hell would want to come to oklahoma anyways?

fuck just typing that made me yawn.

you dont got an adress, is called IP

I totally agree. Yr fucking coming to dallas or austin if i ever go to the US. ha ha. Oklahoma um no thnx. It just seems.. So Flat. I attract more weirdos in real life than i do on the internet.. So i still think i'd put people up.

it's a deal. I'll be down there next week, come see the buttholes with me!

also, what I left out from my above post is: yr an anomaly. I can only think of less than 5 people (IRL or not) that I would consider "fiends for life".

you know I'd take a bullet for you, don't you? <4++



no, I do. it's a complex of vats down in the warehouse district that hold my meat parts.

heh. I said meat parts.

meat parts

(I said it too)

I'd love to go see a show in dallas!


yesterday I was at work, making coffee, and the customer I was serving was talking about her cats food, and the words

"I always warm up my pussy's meat" came out her mouth

I had to hold my breath to keep from snorting and laughing out loud.

4chan

:confused:

wait who here lives in belgium? or is going...I'm sick, dazed, and confused.

BUT I'm part Belgium and always wondered what it's like. Never met any direct relatives from that side...