How did it get burned?

I. Don't. Know.

See The Movie. Experience the HORROR.

I was 13 and kinda drunk at a party, this girl was 15 and clearly was making moves on me. I decided i was tired of thinking about girls and sex and decided to grab her hand and go to a room. She followed and we made it happen. I busted like 4 or five time in an hour and she was amazed by that. I remeber the feeling for the first time, shit was it sooo much better than i had imagined, that moment i fell in love with sex. She totally saw through my bullshit and knew i was a virgin, but was cool about it cause she said i could fuck, typical bourgy-hood chick. We stayed in the room for almost two hours, i did everything i could think of except go downtown and we both walked out feeling very satisfied. I never asked her about the deatils for fear of ''umm,well it was okay'', but heard through the grapevine that she came a couple times. At the time I wasn't sure if she was just saying that shit to into it or actually coming, in my mind i was some kid who didn't have any experience getting in them guts.

atsonic park said it best, the feeling of the first time never goes away, and yet is never encountered again.

I'm totally still a virgin.

sure.. we all know you missed on the first try..

It's called raped in this side of town.

Shit, my first time was awkward and terrible. I didn't have sex till I was 18, and had been dating this girl for a couple months when we finally did the deed. We were both virgins, and nervous as all hell. Ugh... it was just awful. I had all kinds of trouble getting it in, cause she was so tight and everything. So i'm getting all embarassed and I'm afraid that I'm totally letting her down (which I'm sure I was) and I finally get it in and I'm all like "Alright, yeah! I'm having sex! This feels great!" Two pumps later and I'm fucking done. God I felt like such a loser. I'm not even good enough to be called a two pump chump... fuck I'm like a 1/2 pump chump. Surprisingly she didn't seem to mind that much. I'm guessing that's cause she was really nervous and a vigin. We did have sex a lot after that though, and it did get better... slightly. I really am terrible with women though.

The first time I actually -fucked- it was wonderful. Very sweaty. I had an orgasm pretty quickly. The best part is that afterwards we had a farting contest.

PA, don't get down like that now. It only takes some experience.

BTW, it frigthens me big time to read all these stories about first time drunk experience. you only lose your virginity once - big deal I know but still - how can you be unconscious when that happens?

my own 1st time thingie was kind of semi-awlward I guess - it was summer, I was 17, we'd been together for one year already and decided to go for it... man it was hot, so ON goes the fan... and both vag + condom turn from WET to DRY AS HELL... needless to say, it was impossible to go further and we were kinda just laughing hard at the time...

...so we braved up, sucked and licked each other for a while and after one hour made it thru... it didn't hurt her, even tho it took me a long while to cum. she didn't, and that was the first time of several others that I made sex with a virgin girl.

somehow I only seem to get virgin girls.
trips me out.

Wow, easy there stud. Self-esteem overload!

there was no horror in losing my virginity.

that came before, in Utah, where girls weren't allowed to speak to anyone, unless the girl was 16 and the guy was mormon.

neither applied in my case.

I left Utah shortly after my 16th birthday and had no need to fool parents.

GAWD SHINES IN TEXAS.

i imagine it was oily.

two things come out of Texas. sex and oil.

oily bot sex with plastic oily tits being rubbed with baby oil.

That's a lot of oil!

extra VIRGIN olive oil

moo

Fuck "losing your virginity". Let's talk about the first time you came.

"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" *SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGEEEEEEEEE EEEEE* *makes a huge ass fucking puddle on the floor*
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"

i thought i had aids, and i was trying to fervently scrub the cum out of my boxers so my mom wouldn't see it when she did laundry the next day

I was 10 and thinking about asking my mum what it was.

Thank FUCK I didn't!

First time I came was from a girl jerking me off. I'd never jerked off before that. She was all tugging on it and I was like "what are you doing?" but then it felt good and I was like "hmmmm!" and then... yeah.

About 2 weeks later I figured out how to do it myself.

What age were you then?

I'd just turned 15

Really? I feel weird starting when I was 10 then!

eh, it was a different time back then.

I don't remember the first time I jizzed.

huh

15 minutes and she still hadn't had an orgasm? She should not have been mad at you. Well, maybe she should have since you didn't give her one but cumming after 15 minutes is perfectly acceptable to me. It's not like you only lasted 5.

wow! what a whore!!

I usually get my old lady off in about 10 minutes. It takes me longer though.

haha I think I was maybe 7, if that. I dont remember exactly.



boyshape doesn't often get me off, turns me on but doesnt get me off. It's often a case of phoenix saying 'you cant drive it so just leave it and go for everywhere else'. I'm a nympho and have my own hardware down pat and can make it happen in under 20 seconds, so I care not.

It's hard for my old lady to get off during sex itself. But when I'm done there lickin the A, B, C's on that clit with two fingers firmly inserted into her hot snatch, it's like a gushing waterfall. It's beautiful.

ITT: :/

This thread makes me feel a little better about myself.

Fucking hell.
I really feel like from a COMPLETELY different universe.

I was 25. Lots of interest, of course, but being an introvert with some serious mental illness issues in my immediate family had made me pretty shy. Worked out ok as I have strived to make up for lost time since. Late bloomers and all that, didn’t get done with college until 32 and didn’t get married until 40. Life is pretty grand now!