Or your hair is psychic and was pre-mourning the loss of the cat.

no no, i want them intact.

I can't find a goddamn stupid fucking apartment that isn't shit and/or decently priced within walking distance to campus. So it looks like I'm not only going to have to move off campus and drive to class every morning, I'll also have to get another fucking random ass roommate because everyone I know is booked up due to finances.
Fuck fuck fuck shit damn ass fucking hole bastard cunt bollocks snatch twat dick.

replace 'campus' with 'city' and this is my problem. :(

It's ridiculous, I could get a house (like 2/3 bedroom, 2 bath) for $300 plus utilities in the town where they did a shitton of the Manhattan Project. (no joke, the place is weird) or I could get a dirty, smelly 1 room apartment for $500 plus utilities where I can walk to class. Compound this with the fact that I'm still jobless. I'll take a Draino-tini for one please.

Oh, also, not really a complaint, but a little fact that I kind of just remembered, I've lived within 30 minutes of two of the largest munitions/atomic areas in the US. YES!!! I've probably develop all kinds of odd biological malfunctions.

yeh, its ridiculous like that here too. Because there are not enough 'live in' apartments for sale, the ones that are, are really over priced. If you buy an apartment that has a long term lease with a serviced apartment company in place, say in the same street as another which is 'live in'.. the one that has the lease agreement is around half the price.

i hate school, my parents are angry at me because i don't want to go back, i won't be able to afford an apartment in the place i want to live and i have to be up in six hours for work (and i'm not even the slightest bit tired).

Its 1:11 AM and I have the shits.

I'm losing hair.
In 2 years there will be a bald _slavo_

I cut my hair on an almost weekly basis, I can send you the spare ones :D.
p.s. I kinda hate my hair when they grow a bit more than how I want them to be, sometimes I wonder if I'd enjoy being bald. The problem would be my beard, probably, but other than the bald+beard combination a bald guy isn't necessarily bad looking, if look is what bothers you. ladies will flock.

I realized yesterday that I have a fashion mullet.
This is a grievance.

:(:(:(

you could look like Berlusca gluing them on top of your head, no?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldnes...ts#Finasteride

i'm awake for some reason

Ditto. But I've mostly accepted it by now.

Why haven't I got a trophy wife and a house with a heated outdoor swimming pool? Why?

Why am I still in L.A?

Get some bearclaws or donuts, meet a chick, have a family, get ravaged by bavarian weasles....

Sonic youth fans are a bunch of whiney cunts!

Ya I said it!


I'll start running now...

whoops, out of breath. time for a bowlpack

Weird. Fucking. Al.

man, the staff at my school are (mostly. some grand exceptions.) assoles. especially my councilor. way to give me necessary info on time, man. i'm going to switch to kingsley next year... at least she, y'know, gives a shit about students.

):<

The mail is 3 and a half hours late and I'm expecting a DVD and a CD today.

Edit: It came about 30 seconds after this post. I got the CD and a letter, but no DVD

my cat just knocked my holga off the table onto the wood floor causing me to yell very loudly...

"shit! goddamn son of a bitch, what do you think you're doing!!?!?!?!? get the fuck out of here!"

ah profanity.

now he's licking his foot like it never happened, little bastard

i am fucking sick of all the chinese people getting on the bus and taking up the whole damn thing and taking forever to do it and getting off again two blocks later. its two block, walk!

i have a wicked headache and am having to try to work through it and no one in my office has any good pills. corporate cunts they is.

i think my dog is sick again. ):

bored(sick of waiting) and hungry. :mad:

i hate it when people say 'it's always the last place you look'. of course it is. why the hell would you keep looking for it after you've found it?

I'm out of deodorant and can't find any more in the house.

use powder. that word is funny to say out loud rt now. powder. pow-duh. pow-drrrr.

Where was the last place you seen it?...

^ if i remembered that i wouldn't be lookin'.

another thing I will complain about- people who point at their wrist while asking for the time. i know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? do I point at my twat when I ask where the toilet is?

i sincerely wish you would

I had some mashed potatoes with green onions in them and I can't get rid of the taste in my mouth. I even had some ice cream, and it's still there.

Brush your teeth.

I did! It won't leave! I'm fresh outta mouthwash too. I'm screwed.

I recommend fire.

That's not a bad idea.