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floatingslowly 08.25.2009 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jennthebenn
I call your lady Liz Lemon, she plays with robot penis


Liz Lemon? yes, please! I want to go to there.
she can... flip my switch while I'm pulling down her underwear.

and stare...

oh...hey, girl...something's out of place..
you got line across yr cheek like you was fucking scarface.

[hardslap]

I say...

"no, no, no, I really don't mind.
besides, it's hard to see when I'm coming from behind."

Rob Instigator 08.25.2009 12:35 PM

jennthebenn's got the dmx affliction
discerning taste is clouded by her noise rock addiction
on DMX's jock like jesus with the christians
she's the Sigfried & Roy to my rap street magician
superflous fluff disguised as wack rhyme spray
booty stank rhymes that come in wide array
leftover routines picked up like a stray
cribbed from notes left behind by the fat Dr. Dre
or even The Chronic, check the books for ebonics
at least she don't cry like Floatslow's histrionics
envisage her rhymes like a doo doo and tonic
while I blow it away like some good hydroponic.

gualbert 08.25.2009 12:55 PM

Isn't this thread in the wrong section?!
You could pay a bit more attention, HaydenAsche!

noisereductions 08.25.2009 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gualbert
Isn't this thread in the wrong section?!
You could pay a bit more attention, HaydenAsche!


I'll bite... which section should it be in?

floatingslowly 08.25.2009 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
jennthebenn's got the dmx affliction
discerning taste is clouded by her noise rock addiction
on DMX's jock like jesus with the christians
she's the Sigfried & Roy to my rap street magician
superflous fluff disguised as wack rhyme spray
booty stank rhymes that come in wide array
leftover routines picked up like a stray
cribbed from notes left behind by the fat Dr. Dre
or even The Chronic, check the books for ebonics
at least she don't cry like Floatslow's histrionics
envisage her rhymes like a doo doo and tonic
while I blow it away like some good hydroponic.

can't we all get long? just like Rodney said.
or we could join foces and kill 'em all dead.
like a gangsta voltron, yr the arm, I'll be the head.
laser beams - sonic screams - pressure needles in the red.

or maybe just bye bye see you later?
don't come back, Rob Instigator.
the big blue board is my fucking block, you lame hater.
you'll come up less than zero, just like James Spader.

floatingslowly 08.25.2009 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gualbert
Isn't this thread in the wrong section?!
You could pay a bit more attention, HaydenAsche!


get the fuck out.
this ain't yr rap game
you just pout
and like to lay blame.

Rob Instigator 08.25.2009 01:21 PM

gualbert schmalbert
stop distracting the robot
he wants to be transformer
but ends up a Go-Bot
cheap knockoff of a true rhyme maker
girlgun's become an expert 'gasm faker
still, all in all a decent risk-taker
give up on flotz weewee and dig Rob's haymaker

gualbert 08.25.2009 01:32 PM

Congrats to the two gangsta Shakespeare above.

finding nobody 08.25.2009 01:36 PM

 

He is better.. if you don't know who that is.. Sucks fer you!

floatingslowly 08.25.2009 01:43 PM

billy dee williams!

noisereductions 08.25.2009 01:46 PM

gaulbert definitely has no clue who that is. And I'm sure gaulbert wouldnt think anything he said was intelligent.

finding nobody 08.25.2009 01:47 PM

Stand clear! Don man a-talk
You can't stand where I stand, you can't walk where I walk
Watch out! We run New York
Police man come, we bust him out the park
I know this for a fact, you don't like how I act
You claim I'm sellin' crack
But you be doin' that
I'd rather say "see ya"
Cause I would never be ya
Be a officer? You WICKED overseer!
Ya hotshot, wanna get props and be a saviour
First show a little respect, change your behavior
Change your attitude, change your plan
There could never really be justice on stolen land
Are you really for peace and equality?
Or when my car is hooked up, you know you wanna follow me
Your laws are minimal
Cause you won't even think about lookin' at the real criminal
This has got to cease
Cause we be getting HYPED to the sound of da police!

Rob Instigator 08.25.2009 01:48 PM

whoop whooop it's the sound of the beast
whoop whoooop
it's the sound of da police!

finding nobody 08.25.2009 01:56 PM

Knowledge
Reins
Supreme

Over
Nearly
Everyone

noisereductions 08.25.2009 01:56 PM

back in the day I knew hip hop would never die...

floatingslowly 08.25.2009 01:59 PM

I think that anyone who REALLY KNOWS, knows that the blastmaster will always be #1.

teachers teach and do the world good.
kings just rule and most are never understood.

finding nobody 08.25.2009 02:00 PM

Genesis chapter eleven verse ten
Explains the geneology of chem
Chem was a black man, in africa
If you repeat this fact they cant laugh at ya
Genesis fourteen verse thirteen
Abraham steps on the scene
Being a descendent of chem which is a fact
Means, abraham too was black
Abraham born in the city of a black man
Called nimrod grandson of kam
Kam had four sons, one was named canaan
Here, let me do some explaining
Abraham was the father of isaac
Isaac was the father of jacob
Jacob had twelve sons, for real
And these, were the children of isreal
According to genesis chapter ten

finding nobody 08.25.2009 02:00 PM

Egyptains descended from {hahm,kam}
Six hundred years later, my brother, read up
Moses was born in egypt
In this era black egyptians werent right
They enslaved black isrealites
Moses had to be of the black race
Because he spent fourty years in pharoahs place
He passed as the pharoahs grandson
So he had to look just like him
Yes my brothers and sisters take this here song
Yo, correct the wrong
The information we get today is just wack
But ask yourself, why is that?

No doubt..

noisereductions 08.25.2009 02:01 PM

I think my all time favorite KRS line is "imagine how dope I am NOW / I made these lyrics up A YEAR AGO!"

finding nobody 08.25.2009 02:05 PM

That's a good one.. I don't think I could ever pick just one.. and I'm still exploring his fuckin discography!

Rob Instigator 08.25.2009 02:09 PM

I have been spinning this classic shit for monsths since I found it on LP
 

finding nobody 08.25.2009 02:29 PM

Hell yes Rob
Remember your never too old. Jimmy is wearin a hat!

jennthebenn 08.25.2009 02:58 PM

If you ever get the chance to see KRS live...do not pass it up.

floatingslowly 08.25.2009 03:25 PM

ok. so the definitive BEST RAPPER ALIVE list goes like this:
  1. me
  2. jennthebenn
  3. KRS-1
  4. Rob
  5. deaddayglodildo
  6. gualbert
  7. noisereductions
  8. sarramkrop
  9. SYRfox
  10. DMX

noisereductions 08.25.2009 04:42 PM

Lucky #7 y'all.

SonikJesus 08.25.2009 05:40 PM

Dmx??!?! HahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhahaha......











































Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha!!! !

pinkstation 08.25.2009 09:03 PM

does malkmus count?
he had some rymze

floatingslowly 08.25.2009 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noisereductions
Lucky #7 y'all.

you got points for enthusiasm. I'm sure that you would have scored higher if you busted a few.

Sonic Youth Gossip 08.25.2009 10:01 PM

Kool Keith = baddest MC alive
he even said so himself.

noisereductions 08.26.2009 07:30 AM

Kool Keith had a really amazing string of albums from say 1996-2002. I will get into this a lot more in later threads.

floatingslowly 08.26.2009 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noisereductions
I will get into this a lot more in later threads.

I think it's hilarious that you have a posting-itinerary.

I'm not sure what I'm going to do even after I've done it.

noisereductions 08.26.2009 08:22 AM

hahaha.

atsonicpark 08.31.2009 09:05 AM


I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse
I got blood on my dick cuz I fucked a corpse
I'm a nasty nigga when u pass me nigga look me in my eyes
Tell me to my fuckin face that u ready to die
U be a dead mutha fucka red mutha fucka
Don't be stupid you heard what I said mutha fucka
Who shot u ohhh nigga like u don't know
Stickin you for your doe while I'm fuckin your broke ho
Yo don't u get the picture niggaz can't touch me
Cuz I don't give a fuck G I'll get u touched B
I got choice ripple my slug'll take apart a door
And enuf crazy niggaz behind me to start a war
So what u want nigga help me is about your best
When I'm finished Red Cross couldn't clean up the mess
And a vest will do nothin but make u look a little thicker
Cuz in the dark u ain't nothin but a lil nigga
But if you've been thinkin about that shit u did
You wouldn't have brought the joint wit u kid
Now I might have to get u kid and split your wig wit a machedi
I bring beef to niggaz and string them out like spaghetti
U ain't ready lord can u stand how I'm bringin it
I'm givin it is how I'm livin it so I'm swingin it
Red dot on your head cuz you's in mid range
Red dot on your chest opens up your rib cage

[Chorus]
I just love when a nigga bring his whole crew
It's just a bigger piece of cake for me to chew a hole thru [x 4]

Now if your heart wuz as big as your mouth you'd be real
But it's not so I know if u get knocked you'll squeal
Like a bitch cuz u iz a bitch and always been a bitch
And u know how niggaz do a bitch we run up in a bitch
For somethin in a bitch nigga do u know nigga do u owe me
Figure you could blow me well i'ma let this trigga feel u homey
That niggaz got to be smokin somethin thinkin u chokin somethin
Fuckin around wit me you'll be a broken somethin
I'm out for blood wit the crypts at war
How much shit could u talk wit your lips on the floor
Pussy niggaz make me itch so I scratch you's a bitch
So I snatch up your face fake ass bitch so I scratch u
Yeah.. There was a time when I would have jumped up and choked this nigga
But now I'm on some shit like.. Yo.. smoke this nigga
I'm bout to find out how much guts u got before I spill em
Somebody come and get this mutha fucka before I kill em
Ahhh!.. fresh out the asylum I'm wylin
Yall niggaz know the phone number for help u best ta dial them
9-1-1 emergency the urgency
We'll have witnesses seein what the surgeon see
How far u gonna get wit your dome split fool
Or catch your man strippin cuz he think his shape cool
But it ain't so I paint the walls wit his blood
Another dick in the mud
nigga what!

atsonicpark 08.31.2009 09:07 AM

"preacher tellin' the truth and it hurt"

floatingslowly 08.31.2009 09:24 AM

kick a wicked freestyle, or don't bump this thread.
I'd like a lil' peace while Rob's still in bed.


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