thaks, now i'm 100% sure that i go have a nice and beatiful dreams with taht shit image..et fingers..

My bro told me that the girl who was asking about the ten guys fucking her and her pussy shrinking back to normal, was a gang girl and that was her initiation into the gang, to have a train of ten dudes fuck her. she was 13.

horrible.

I seriously hate this planet and everything on it.

whaaaa...

fuck.

having never had the talk with my parents I ending up loosing my virginity a bit later than most due to lack of knowledge. I made sure to have talks with my boy when he was 12/13. I left my girls up to my wife to handle.

My bro has had some crazy healthcare sector jobs. he used to go with a team of medical people to various shooting galleries and squats and whorehouses and shelters around Houston to provide AIDS tests free of charge, and he said it was some scary shit. they had special badges that would help the police identify them because the places they would go were raided often, and cops would arrest them as well.
it really freaked him out for a while.

makes my office job look like boring ass In Utero to his Bleach.
;)

gtfo with In Utero being boring

More like Nevermind to In Utero and/or Bleach

either way!

I'm happy to say that the sex ed programs at my school were pretty informative. Also my mom always answered any questions I had (which I had a lot of at an early age) -but we never really had an official "Talk."

cosmo had an article not too long ago that had some great ones-

" When you want to spice things up and have little toys to play with, what should you do if you accidentally break the toy while it's inside of you? For example, a carrot...." -Caroline

" Is it possible for cum to travel through clothing?" -Becky

" My uterus faces backwards. Does this mean my G-spot is in a different place?" -Jill

stupid bitches.

that's fucking hillarious.

Actually, right after I first lost my virginity, I got really paranoid that the dude's semen would travel through the sheets as we slept naked together in bed. I knew it was illogical, but at the same time I was absolutely petrified that i somehow fucked up and would get pregnant.

WHEN ARE YOU GUYS GONNA LEARN
EVERY SPERM IS SACRED

you'd have to be the most fertile person on the planet, but i can understand you were scared :)

let's go back to Aristotle:

sperm is full of SOUL
the women is the incubator
if she keeps the sperm warm/safe enough it becomes a fully developed human being - aka a man who gave produce more soul
if her uterus fails to incubate, the baby is an incomplete human - aka a woman!

and now the church!!!!!
spermy soul was granted by god!
you don't want to waste potential soul!!!!!!!!

sounds like a woman is a brooding machine!

chicken à volonté.

edit: woah i made it to invito al cielo.

i luv monty python!

I would just like to say that this is fucked up! michael J fox is cool, leave him alone you bastards! low blow :(

most of those r probably just jokes. I remember those times in elementary school. kids would ask stupid questions just for laughs.

tellin ya they are NOT jokes. that is the easiest way tio dismiss people's ignorance.

these are not school events. they are health clinic events, and my bro is ver open with them. he does not make fun of them and asks them to be honest and aware that they are there to learn. he can tell me of countless girls, in their third trimester, who cannot actually tell him how they became pregnant, as in the mechanics of it. it is horrible the ignorance. I am sure after 5 years of this he can tell the jokers from the ones asking questions.

yea. guess I mistook the situation. thought it was just one of those school things. but yea, I know, some people/kids are just plain stupid.