and that'd be when i start talking (even more) crap.

i dunno, somehow you've made it look cool!

Good point.

no i do, i just wanted an excuse for another pic

this thread made me want a beer

cans freak me out because i keep thinking they were stored somewhere and then they were on a truck or something and then they were stored somewhere else and maybe there would have been rats and they piss and just cleaning it with my shirt filled with holes wouldnt be enough.

i don't like the shape of bottles.or the word bottle

The beer I buy is usually canned. Might explain why it's cheap.

rat piss does tend to lower the price of goods

i knew this guy who worked at a plate warehouse

the plates where brand new, but his job was to take them out the boxes and wash them before shipping

why wash new plates? because rats get in at night and crap in them

he told me almost every plate was rat poo'd

god all my life ive been worrying about rat piss never rat poo.

but im pretty poor myself so i get cheap beer in cans and just use a glass.

All the warehouse owners have to do is get hold of a couple of cats. Rat problem solved. :cool:

anyone know of a place online where i can get rat piss in bulk?

i plan on wallking through retail outlets and sprinkling rat piss on items i want to buy at severely discounted prices

they will still piss and poo before death.

Not on the plates they won't. :D

rats are dangerous, they're not little and docile like mice, and the amount of rats that can get in to a warehouse would probably easily wipe out a few cats

rats are bad mfkrs. they eat housepets like cats/dogs/fish/birds for breakfast

Then get hold of a couple of big cats. I can't see the rats surviving for long against a couple of tigers. :D

tigers cost a lot of money.

That's the price you pay for a rat free warehouse. :D

i think tigers are free in india.

dude tigers can't get into wall crevices, or climb into the roof, and if the rats live in boxes the tigers won't find them, plus rats can carry diseases that could fuck the tigers up.

i mean the fact is that rats are one of the most widespread animals in the world. they reproduce fast, they can eat almost anything. They can can kill animals their size(and a bit bigger) and they know how to use their small size to hide from large enemies

I adopted an Indian tiger through the Born Free Foundation. His name is "Rocky". I have his photo framed and hanging on my wall. :)

no, but I know where to score human breast milk. pharmaceutical-grade shit.

link?

right but companies arent going to get tigers just to protect us from rat piss.

they dont care about us drinking rat piss.

If any of you fancy adopting a wild animal, here's a link.

http://www.google.co.uk/url?q=http:/...-eo7puqCNwWxAA

i'm excited to now have to two beers of my own, and the mean girl from the gas station wasn't at work so that's a nice bonus

Have you ever adopted a beer? :D

so i go out for more beer
and i hope this is going to evolve somewhere

Going out for beer is one of life's richer experiences. :D

i didnt find it very rich.

Which beer did you buy?

a couple of cans, the ones that were colder and cheaper.
some sols.

If I lived near you, I'd pop over with some beer and we could get slowly sozzled together whilst talking about the virtues of drinking beer. :D

id end up talking about teeth and organs - its what i do

come on i havent stopped

were you the one talking about teratomas last weekend?

I wasn't on, but I heard about it.


here's one with fingers!!!

yes it was me, but i didnt know they were called that.

that is amazing.

and if you dont mind, these are the eggs i was referring to earlier.




so you heard about it?

ive been to that thread about disgusting photos and some of them really were? i just wanna say no shits and anuses and stuff here please, just interesting stuff, perhaps cysts.

it just occurred to me that ive never seen a stomach ulcer. ill google.

I imagine that they would serve those on bread, in France.