I had a lesbian dream last night. Im only bothering to say it because it was beyond just a fun frolic of feeling, but it was uh..... technical ?


Wow!! This beer is amazing and gingery. He who controls the spice controls the universe !

jealous of your ginger beer, jealous of your lesbian dream.

you too alteredcourse, no more space.

is ginger beer really beer? here, it's non-alcoholic.

.....it might not be a lesbian dream, but my box is clean, and ready to receive.

Haha, and I am conveniently slipping away to enjoy a cigar. Little sanguine petals are forming on this wide reaching tree in front of my balcony, and to see them grow is like watching fireworks in slow motion.

OH OH

No flowlysloating, this particular beer was brewed with ginger. It's nice !
Ginger beer is apparently sarsparilla....if you actually have that around, I would offer some compensation to ship it. I know this sick guy that would just die (ho ho ) to have some.

alteredcourse,

my reply to your pm was so good but my computer went funny and then lost it. please forgive me.

TRY HARDER.
Reproduce brain treads.

wroorrrwroorrrwrrorr (that is the sound of thinking)
wrrrrrrrrbbbbbbt !
RDY.
LOAD APPLICATION.

I'm rdy. I am funnier than your computer. I challenge it to a duel for your hand.

edit: smoke NOW

I am. I am doing it.

bunny ass.
oragne juise
strawberry quick
and vodka

sarsparilla is sarsparilla, not ginger beer. I love some sarsparilla. mm.

evol whut? ew. really? Is it interesting?

Very.

Beach Bum Tea

let me know when bunny ass becomes the hot new drink.

But I already taught him the real caipirinha (with cachaça rather than vodka, and ice cubes rather than crushed ice) and he said it didn't work.

that recipe sounds funny, since there's not enough fruit, more like vodka and lime?

I don't think you can skip the sugar otherwise it'd taste vile.
peach? i'm not sure about peach the taste doesn't seem strong enough to cover up the taste of alcohol but it works with most berries, kiwi and passion fruit.

do not try pineapple.

i'm really good at caipirinhas actually maybe it's a skill i can sell.

Strawberry Frulli is ok. There's a bar near me keeps an ok one. But like most novelty beers, it's a novelty beer.

I have nothing to offer on the subject of cocktails, except to say that paying out of your arse for something that's essentially a decorated alcoholic mcdonalds toy doesn't interest me, and I don't trust any men who drink them. Also, I struggle to trust men who drink lager, but I reluctantly make exceptions for some European lagers, ie, the good ones.

knoxy, I wouldn't say they didn't work so much as didn't get me blind drunk.

I had three vanilla porters last night (the official best and only beer on earth) and I actually got tipsy. problem is, that much beer makes me fear for my girlish figure and I would have never drank that much of it if I hadnt spent 45 minutes on the treadmill....

Fucking hell. You're the least Yorkshireman ever. 3 isn't 'that much' - 3 is a Thursday lunchtime warm-up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y

I didn't say it was "that much" because it was getting me drunk, it's because each one of those porters is like drinking an entire loaf of bread.

how many loaves of bread do they have for lunch in Yorkshire, boombalada?



ps: I love Chopper and have offered said advice to Lament Cronston numerous times here.

Well, your other option is to drink slimline gin and tonics. Which is to say, man up and learn to drink or be forever condemned to a life of being jealous of handbags. Your choice.

A caipiroska is a caipirinha made with vodka rather than cachaça, that's all.
Or at least that's what's originally supposed to mean.
Some people can't handle the taste of cachaça, but vodka is way more evil.
For some odd reason people don't seem to follow the original recipe anywhere but here, so I never order that drink abroad. Well, not anymore.

gin is vile.

I'm starting to think that in the name of intoxicating myself on any sort of level, I'll be forced to return to hard drugs (or Jameson Whiskey).

or maybe I should shave my head and become straight-edge. XX

Gin + Sprite is what I used to do in the old days.
Makes your teeth feel funny.

I reckon that you'd be pleased if I also sprouted a vagina. in fact, I know you'd be pleased because I'd send you pictures of it.

but the real burning question here is: will it get me drunk????

It won't really.
And wine is the worst hangover.
You don't even need to get drunk but you'll still get a headache.

But I do like my wine.

I'm not a fan of wine. Plus I couldn't tell the difference between a very cheap and a very expensive one.

well, it does.
but you'll be kind of nauseous.
and he claims nothing gets him drunk.

i had half a bottle of a chilean tempranillo last night.
thank god i store paracetamols.

my best friend is sort of a wine connosseur. I love it.
we go through a bottle talking and listening to music and he tells me special stuff about the wine we're drinking.

Just thinking about wine gives me a headache.

ah yes.
it's because of him i kind of know what wine to buy now rather than cheap horrible stuff.
the easiest rule was: go for chilean and you can't go wrong.

now i'm impressed.
where? exports?

wtf???

by the way, i just remembered that a good way to deal with cachaça is to mix it with red currant syrup and squeeze some lime

disgusting and addictive

mmmmm.......that #9 is delicious. like really fucking delicious.

whiskey shouldn't be mixed imo....especially jameson.

Car bombs forever.

I thought my local supermarket had blundered when I bought 4 cans of Fosters that had been reduced in price. The price scrawled in biro on the reduced sticker was 60p, but when I scanned each can through a self-service till the price that came up was 49p. A question popped up everytime on the screen asking if the price was correct. I naturally touched the "yes" option. The following couple of days I did the same thing with other drinks. I got a can of Strongbow, selling for 90p, a couple of cans of Punk IPA, selling for £1, and a bottle of Old Speckled Hen, selling for £1.20, for 49p each.

It was yesterday, when I told a friend about it, that I discovered it was the norm for reduced alcoholic drinks to come up 49p. It was up to the customer to touch the "no" option when asked if the price is correct and type in the correct price. I told my friend the system is laughably flawed as you'd have to be mad, if you like a drink, to touch the "no" option when asked if the price is correct as you're getting cheap alcohol even cheaper!

I did it again today. I saved myself £2.02 by buying two bottles of Bombardier English Ale, which were both reduced to £1.50, only paying 49p each for them. Result!

So in your supermarket there's no security nor regular employees who give a fuck about this behavior? People would get fired for this pretty quickly over here.

Yeah, but they're unaware of what I'm doing. :D

self check-out alchohol sales? do they ID you at the door??

pics or it didn't happen!

unfortunately :(