How the fuck would you put weight on your neck? Don't swallow the food you eat?

1-How small is too small then?
2-Mine remained the same wichever the weight

Nobody here's going to answer that, we've all got large record collections & small penises.

i don't know, but i've never seen a fat person with a thin neck. they must all have huge wangers.

We have.

Edit: just thought I'd add: ;)

Small equation will prove that not exactly all of them have.Look closely and subtely.

????
http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?im...26 safe%3Doff

Have a guess.

but if you are just dividing the circumference of your neck by two... or have i missed something?

Neck neck neck.What about the hands,nose and size of the head?

what's the equation for the depth of a lady's rude pocket?

ONLY if you have two hands. And it's not the circumference of your neck, but your collar size - they're not always the same thing. I for one like a loose-fitting shirt for example.

A lady doesn't have a hole, it's potential space.

Reassuring to a woman with a wizard's sleeve.

What do i know about that?

Oh, if only!

I'm posting WAY too much on this thread.

Rude pocket?

okay before i go you've forced me to say this

size matters but it matters at both ends of the spectrum.

i was once with a lovely girl who happened to be quite small (but such a beauty).

whenever my manly thrusts got too passionate, i would practically tear up her cervix. this frustrated me because i like to, ahem, go deep, and, er, pound that ass. and of course it would make things unpleasant to her. so i learned the art of the short thrust. however, there's a lesson in this. i just don't know what it is.

so size is about the right size, not "more" or "less". by the way, according to knowledgeable people, i have a nice, thick cock. :p

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now i really gotta go

are you henry darger?

who's he?

i just checked this and it worked for me.
plus, your foot is the same length as your forearm. it's a scientific fact.

i'm surprised.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Darger

How big is too big then?

I'm not.Never heard of him.

Chubby guys always have small cocks. FACT.

And I've never even seen one. I read it in Biology.

Did you just get an erection to test that out?

i didn't mean that in a snobby way. i just thought being interested in weirdness and a former art stude you'd have come across his werk at some point.

Fact.Not true i'm afraid.And i can prove it.Fact.Can you?

thats because all the fat rises around the crotch, making it appear small.

no, i measured my hand.

I havent but i like what i see.

You'd know, faggot.

Are you gay then?

Who's seen a real cock from a close distance on this thread then?

No comment.

...and you know your erect penis size anyway...?

That question's begging to be made into a poll.

I cant start that.Can you spookie?

unless it's changed since i measured it 10 years ago, yes.

No, I've worked hard to build up a reputation here as a clean-living, God-fearing, family man.

I'll clean it up a bit.

if the hand thing is true than my cock would be HUGE. my hands are ginormous.

edit: i just measured my hand. not too huge. just right?