O RLY?

Call me. I don't even give a fuck about getting a new phone.

320-295-2818

maybe later.

Meh. I'll be sleeping then.

id call you hayden, but id rather sleep.
maybe tommorow, acually really busy tommorow
maybe the next day.

we were having a nice conversation about the radio and instruments and amps and IT FUCKING CUT ME OFF.
sorry chout. i like you!

hayden i'm going to call you!
me and chout had a halfway intelligible conversation, maybe i can have one with you.

Go ahead. I'm fucking tired though.

i am on the phone with haydenasche

I am on the phone with Cantankerous.

hayden! you could walk to minneapolis! its only like 90 miles!

in a flowery, delicate voice, he goes: "you sound like um...courtney...love or something."

kegmama, chout does sound like he belongs in fargo. but i mean, you can understand him.

i am just a scratchy, incoherent mess.

you guys have no life:)

Oh. heh. Stupid phone line distortion.

it's like trying to play someone a record over the phone! everything gets lost in translation.

Yep.

I'd actually talk to you guys on the phone. But I am very bad at phone conversations. I just let people talk and they eventually ask me if i am still there.

I'd like to call, but it'll cost me.

ikmn not calling MN, no way

Hayden i left a message on your phone.Wow,what an aggressive greeting message your phone has!haha

Thanks, cantanky. Flowery and delicate is a complimet right?

Porkie, sorry about that.

WOooooo !!!!

well if you say so.
i'm going to call you all the time now and leave awful rambling messages on your phone.

You don't have to be sorry about anything,honey.That cracked me up first thing in the morning.

Chout didn't answer. is his phone shut off?

representin' the seven one threee
the type of niggaz yall aint neva gunna bee

I didn't call him...

ok then.

I left a message.

"Passion Dance" from The Real McCoy is playing in the background & Tyner is ripping through a piano solo.

I've gotta get ready to go downtown, meet up at & eat up some Revolutionary Soup & get my groove on at the Pavillion for Deerhoof. I won't be staying for all of The Flaming Lips unless things get interesting.

How does this cost you guys money? Don't y'all have free long distance on your cell phones? I can call anywhere for cero dolares.

AND, I have Vonage as a landline, which means I can call EUROPE for free. FREE, I tell you.

Now them's some pranking possibilities.

i am now calling you all for free illegally so i don't care.

I was just thinking, I wish I'd had the forethought and technological know-how to hunt down you fuckers' phone numbers while I was ill. I could have whittled away my bedridden hours pranking you. The good ideas are always belated.

I only talked to Gooey on the phone once, and he sounded very nervous, so I let the poor boy go. He saved me from an unwanted phone call I was trapped in. But a lovely voice he had indeed.

I called from work as i am allowed to make outside calls anyway.

I would call you CHOUT, but I don't know you that well, so I'm not sure how you'd take to lewd propositional conversation.

You know how it is.

That's the sort of thing i need inbetween breaks from talking to tipsy society ladies truncy!

Like I said, I can call anywhere in Europe for nothing. You give me your number, Porky, and I'll show you a good time.

haha.Right,i'll pm you!I'll be CharlotteSexKitten5678 then.

porky that makes me think of my mom. her name is charlotte.

I probably was nervous because I was getting my ass beat in iSketch, truncy.

AssBlaster is a damn good player of that game.

porky called me on MSN and we talked about huggy bear and drugs and pete doherty. i like his voice but he didn't get to hear mine since i didn't have my microphone plugged in so he talked and i typed. he's also very nice and conversational.

Porky's voice was so unlike I'd expected, really. I mean, sure, he's a fucking european but I from the pics I expected something more like a deep rough voice. It's beautiful nonetheless.

he didn't pronounce my name right at first, he said leely and i had to correct him.
"no, say it like the flower but it has two Ls in the middle instead of one"