When crypto was 5 he used to play a game called "Bathroom Cowboy" @ public restrooms
He would walk into a stall, drop his pants, grap his wee-wee and twirl it in circles and what not
spelling out his name and drawing things
trying to pee on as much things as he could
the toilet paper, the walls, the toilet, the toilet knob, etc.
all this while pretending he was swingin' a lasso with his other hand
One day he decided to try this at home...
there was 4 differnet bathrooms on the 2nd floor of the house
one in his room, another one in his sisters, another one in the playroom, and another one in the guest room
Well, crypto decided to do it in the guest rooms bathroom
the incident went unnoticed for 3 days
My mother mentioned that the maid had to clean pee of the walls, floor, toilet, and sink before dinner
she asked me if i knew anything about this
and i blamed it on the dog

i was grounded for 2 weeks and i got a spankin'
never again would crypto play bathroom cowboy

CREEP.

Crypto! You didn't!? What a naughty boy.

When Danny was five he pushed his sister down the stairs in the middle of the night.

Home is where the hurt is.

Was your sister okay?

My son don't wear a mac, let alone a white one. What you talking about, Willis?

When Danny was 15 he won a game of FOX Bingo at a concert for knowing the Simpson's house number. He is still 15.

didnt what

Referring to your pee story.

oh hahah yeah
i was afraid of getting another spanking :/
that was the only time i had ever been spanked

Yeah, that would do it for just about any mom or dad. We can take so much, but pissing on things--that's it.

Friends of ours have a kid (like 6 or so) who pees on things when he gets angry (he gets pissed, so he takes a piss, I guess).

Crap, you must have had a huge house.

EMMAh?How come no pictures of you while you were fiddled with by your stepdad?

When Emma was a couple years younger, she got mad at her brother and painted the word 'poo' on his bedroom door. It's still there hahaha.

I know! More money than sense, if you ask me..

What ARE you talking about? I don't even have a stepdad.

He's been getting crazier and crazier as each day goes by.

my oh my.

the cherry stalk thing is amazing. twin peaks eat your heart out.

Alex's Trip had a crush on his 7th grade teacher.

when jon boy was 12 he shot his next door neighbour in the face by accident.

when next step was 1,5 y old met his lovely sister for the first time and he punched her to establish the first approach!!! some years later they becomed best friends and fought everydays :)

I can also do this...not a very useful skill. I'm sure it's lovely and seductive when a lady does it...not when I do it, but I can do it. After a fashion.

i guess we're pretty well off
what can i say?
it doesnt make me any happier though...
but i am pretty happy

oh and i too can tie a cherry stem in a knot
its not that hard :P

Shhh, be quiet. If you tell people that they'll try it, find they can do it and it won't be so impressive.

Similar to Kegmama's story, I stuck a knife in the toaster when I was like 7 just to feel what it felt like.....it really wasn't that bad.

When Static was in High School he wrote a love-letter to a guy he had a crush on.

When I was 14 I got beat up by three ex-convicts, because they were beating my friend up and I happened to be in the area. They did it in front of a group of about 20 teenage girls.

when alteredcourse was very young she tried to kill her baby brother by feeding him dish detergent at one time , throwing him down the stairs another time , and by spearing him with a large pitchfork-type thing yet another time , wiht no success . she now loves her baby brother very much and is still very bad at taking lives .

Once like 3 years ago, I kissed a boy in my sleep and when I woke up, I realized I was really kissing my roommate. He was asleep too so he did not realize.

Quite a trauma since then ;-)

who the yes are you talking about ?

did alteredcourse get a psych eval?

better question--how much do alteredcourse's baby brother's therapy sessions now cost?

Jesus.