This is the extent of my personality, I'm afraid.

ha! thats better than any of the roasts on this whole damned thread!

hey suchfriends, i left you alone because it was just too damn easy. roasting you would be easier than getting synth to post a pic of his self contorting his mouth and scrunching his nose

I've transcribed the voicemail in some other thread...

All I can remember from the actually conversation is octagon unicycles.

over/under on 18

being the number of times suchfriends has edited the Ethiopia page on wiki while stoned

?

i'm going with over

you lie, you know its just cuz I already roasted myself the hardest with that Ras Trent ;)

but you can still try if you want to! You should know that nobody has any more disgust, hatred, and criticism of the self than a Christian ;)



(j/k I love myself, just enough to be able to laugh at myself with genuine ease, in fact I was disappointed, you are the top roaster on this thread..)

suchfriendsaredangerous - I cry every single night when I remember I once had dreads to make a king lion shudder in disbelief. Now I just rub the soft velvet on my noggin....

Ok, I changed my mind again. Now I know what fat 40 yr old virgins feel like.....

"What is wrong with me????"


Why won't anyone roast ME????/


booo booo boooo cry cry fuck you all....se7en style with a strapon kinda fuck you....yeah that's right.


:-)

rob: asses ROCK!

you got me for all those ass jokes :)

Rob took we Americans fucking Iraq in the ass literally...



Rob Instigator: Did somebody say big ass? Big Booty Hoes Up With IT!

Wow. This is a great thread.

Moshe- Everything SY...[insert SY breaking news that no one would know about it not for me posting it on syg]

JenntheBenn- I've seen SY over 50 times, I've met them, I wrote a book about them, I kick way too much ass to post here lately becuz Im practically touring with them right now.

Chris Lawrence- SY...[insert various SY facts & info that I have archived on my amazing site and dont get enough credit for]

Instigator- I like the BIG ol' asses to go w/my BIG ol' dick.

I WANT TO REP YOU SO BAD

Moshe - Hi guys, I am actually Lee Ranaldo's cousin and he sends me tweets of all the latest info, cuz he knows the chicks dig the SY know-it-all.

(I think it HILARIOUS that I have over 16000 posts and the only thing that sticks in people's minds is me loving women with big butts and rocking out. it is so DEAD ON.)

Once, years ago, I was watching BET late at night and they showed the uncut video for BOOTIE POPPIN starrin Luda, and things have never been the same.

I'm not sure that it's because you like big butts so much as it's that you like freakshow butts.

here, I'll try another, just to keep you happy.

Rob Instigator: christianit yis af uckin glie. i cuant blelive th e bullsit peopl ewill put in tyheir fuckin gminds!! wake up an dsmell the SCIENCE peopl.e

hahaha

I'm up in the clocktower, picking you all off. That's right, act all smug. You're nothing but ants...

Our society.. what a drag.. our society what a fucking drag..

Rawrrrr what a fuckin drag indeed.