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Satan 10.19.2009 12:34 AM

y'all are the best in bed. THE fucking best. i've fucked every sign in the zodiac and let me tell you. i'm addicted.
& yes yes yes i know all the all about the loyalty business. believe me. mum's the word.
us pisces girls are indeed crazy. and weird.
ps i've got bite marks from those nice teeth everywhere.

DeadDiscoDildo 10.19.2009 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
ha ha ha ha ha ha-- that's because we're the best in the sack.

anyway, if astrology were true, then you shouldn't mention the visit or he might slice your throat out of jealousy-- we like our women loyal to the death.

scientifically, astrology is bullshit, yet i married a cancer girl (we water signs are supposed to get along). pisces bitches however are CRAAAAAAAZEEEEE!!!

ha ha ha.

well, best wishes with the new boyo, and his good set of teeth, from which i'm sure you already have a mark somewhere.

and glad to see your misguided moral outrage has subsided, but yeah, it's good to get rid of obtrusive fuckers, and any excuse is a good excuse.

have fun.


Tell me about virgos, Im just getting into astrology!

& Satan, clear yr damn PMs!

DeadDiscoDildo 10.19.2009 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37
(I apologize in advance)



 



YES!

Satan 10.19.2009 12:44 AM

alright virgo i'm the astrofreak here.

very analytical. very intelligent. sharp sharp sharp.
clean freak.
shy. very reserved.
critical, perfectionistic.
the most feminine sign.

DeadDiscoDildo 10.19.2009 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan
alright virgo i'm the astrofreak here.

very analytical. very intelligent. sharp sharp sharp.
clean freak.
shy. very reserved.
critical, perfectionistic.
the most feminine sign.



how are we in the sack!? who cares about the rest!

and clear yr damn pm's before I kill yew

amerikangod 10.19.2009 12:49 AM

Getting back on topic with this thread, I fucking hate astrology.

It's as if people that adhere to it are using it like a 'The Complete Idiot's Guide to Life' book.

Satan 10.19.2009 12:49 AM

in bed, good, often very very good because of the tendency to be a perfectionist, but sometimes lacking in the raw crazy animal lust of other signs...
it ain't all about skills. although i gotta give credit where credit is due.

michael jackson was a virgo...

!@#$%! 10.19.2009 12:50 AM

virgo women are castrating bitches-- rules, rules, rules

fuck'em

Satan 10.19.2009 12:50 AM

i just find it really interesting, it's one of those things you have to take it with a grain of salt but it's eerie sometimes

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
virgo women are castrating bitches-- rules, rules, rules

fuck'em

this

DeadDiscoDildo 10.19.2009 12:51 AM

^^The only virgo woman i ever met was batshit crazy and became a short time stalker of myself, my girlfriend of the time, and all our friends....

it was nuts...

more details but im tired of this story.

Michael Jackson was a Virgo? I didnt know that...

so was buddy holly, infact me and buddy holly have the same birthday!

Satan 10.19.2009 12:52 AM

pm's cleared babycakes

static-harmony 10.19.2009 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
alright virgo i'm the astrofreak here.

very analytical. very intelligent. sharp sharp sharp.
clean freak.
shy. very reserved.
critical, perfectionistic.
the most feminine sign.


Now do sagittarius.

Satan 10.19.2009 12:54 AM

sags = FUN. i love em.

theyre fucking hilarious. they say offensive shit without meaning to offend people which makes it funnier. and they know how to party.


both of my grandpas are sagittarius and they are the funniest people ive ever met in my entire life. completely tactless.

static-harmony 10.19.2009 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan
sags = FUN. i love em.

theyre fucking hilarious. they say offensive shit without meaning to offend people which makes it funnier. and they know how to party.


I know, you know how many people have been offended by my comments. And i always think it was funny.

DeadDiscoDildo 10.19.2009 12:55 AM

^^haha, mine was better!

Sonic Youth 37 10.19.2009 12:56 AM

Sags for the motherfucking win.

static-harmony 10.19.2009 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
^^haha, mine was better!


Hey at least I can party.

Satan 10.19.2009 12:58 AM

i'm a fish.

but my rising fits me uncannily.

http://www.elbertwade.com/page105.html



fuck fish.

DeadDiscoDildo 10.19.2009 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony
Hey at least I can party.


I used to be able to party!!!

Now I just go to partys and get fucked up and get lost in my head...haha...and then have to bs my way thru conversations that im half in...

SuperCreep 10.19.2009 01:00 AM

this coffee isn't doing shit to keep me awake and i have three journal entries to write.

DeadDiscoDildo 10.19.2009 01:01 AM

Oh ya Satan I forgot, this chick did my chart for me...it's the closest to having me believe in all this shit...close...but..it's all relative...

basically...Im pretty fucked up, check it out!!!


http://astro.cafeastrology.com/cgi-bin/astro/natal?member=&recalc=&name=Michael&sex=t&d1day=7&d 1month=9&d1year=1985&d1hour=17&d1min=58&citylist=B oston%2C+MA+%2825%29%2C+United+States&lang=en

static-harmony 10.19.2009 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
I used to be able to party!!!

Now I just go to partys and get fucked up and get lost in my head...haha...and then have to bs my way thru conversations that im half in...


Last night was horrible, I blacked out around 2 am, and ended up at some random dude's house. I had to miss work because I was stranded 35 mins away from home.

Satan 10.19.2009 01:04 AM

that was pretty interesting to look at actually
venus + mars in leo says a lot.


my entire chart is capricorn or scorpio or aquarius besides being a fish


i'm an intense mfer and i get shit done.

pbradley 10.19.2009 01:04 AM

I just slept from 6pm to 11pm.

DeadDiscoDildo 10.19.2009 01:05 AM

it does?

Satan 10.19.2009 01:08 AM

yeah

here i don't feel like explaining it, these are pretty alright

http://www.sexualastrology.com/marsleovenusleo.html


venus is love and mars is sex

Satan 10.19.2009 01:12 AM

venus is not only love btw its relationships in general but spec. love relationships

okay i have business to attend to and i am tired and pissy, see you cats on the flipside

DeadDiscoDildo 10.19.2009 01:13 AM

I would agree with everything in that paragraph. and it explains why my last relationship didnt end up working out and never will.

But yeah, so basically Im the perfect lover.

Im cool with that

Satan 10.19.2009 08:55 PM

this disappearing act is driving me mad. i jump 10 feet in the air every time i get a text from him.
someone please explain to me why this man just keeps me hanging by a thread. it's been like 4-5 years since i was in the beginning of a potentially serious relationship, i don't understand any of this shit.


and someone tell me what to do please.
do i just sit back and wait or do i go in for the kill?

krastian 10.19.2009 08:56 PM

Does he want a relationship?

terriblecanyons 10.19.2009 08:57 PM

my tooth hurts

Satan 10.19.2009 08:57 PM

not sure. i hope so. i think so.

Satan 10.19.2009 08:58 PM

where is !@#$%! when you need him?

static-harmony 10.19.2009 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
this disappearing act is driving me mad. i jump 10 feet in the air every time i get a text from him.
someone please explain to me why this man just keeps me hanging by a thread. it's been like 4-5 years since i was in the beginning of a potentially serious relationship, i don't understand any of this shit.


and someone tell me what to do please.
do i just sit back and wait or do i go in for the kill?



Just ask him what he really wants. Also if you feel like you have moved on, do so. Also ask yourself "how many more times will he do that to me?" This is really an internal problem, and only you can find your way out of it.

krastian 10.19.2009 08:59 PM

^Exactly.

Tell him how you feel/that you dig him.

Satan 10.19.2009 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by krastian
^Exactly.

Tell him how you feel/that you dig him.

he definitely knows. i'm too afraid to say it myself though because i don't know what kind of reaction i'd get, i'd prefer to just wait it out and see. i think he's maybe a bit unsure about being serious.

he's driving me fucking crazy though. i feel like a 12 year old girl. i think i like it.

krastian 10.19.2009 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
he definitely knows. i'm too afraid to say it myself though because i don't know what kind of reaction i'd get, i'd prefer to just wait it out and see. i think he's maybe a bit unsure about being serious.

he's driving me fucking crazy though. i feel like a 12 year old girl. i think i like it.

Sounds fun and exciting.

Hopefully he ain't a playa and would like to be your partner in crime.

!@#$%! 10.19.2009 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
where is !@#$%! when you need him?



uh?

lemme catch up...

Satan 10.19.2009 09:16 PM

it's fun and exciting and extremely nerve wracking, he's gone and i start to question and doubt myself and then he comes around and everything is alright and i feel like i'm the sexiest bitch in the whole world and could take on anything or anyone.

krastian 10.19.2009 09:17 PM

You are a smokin' hot chick who is cool as fuck, so that stuff shouldn't even be in question.


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