Then, out of nowhere, John Lennon came riding on a huge white horse.

He started nibbling on the horses ear, finding it mildly tasted like Yorkshire pudding

horse orgasmed

then kyles mom kame and said 'now i know what a rim-job is' !

the mighty peni stood tall and flowed bountifully their milky pearl juice onto the breasts and mouths of surrounding females

Jesus observed from afar with a huge raging boner, he to hoped one day that his cock will one day be thrusted apon a small lamb

jesus decided to use his powers to stop the situation at hand completly, for it was far too funkified for his liking, and instead teleported himself and several people and sheep to an empty room with cum flowing down the walls.

Little did Jesus & Co. know that the alleged cum was not, in fact cum, but fire!!!

"Cut that gibberish out!" said all the english folks in the flaming room, but it did not matter what language was spoke, they would all begin to scream in agony in a matter of minutes, as the flames began to lick at their arms and legs, bodys flailing in immense pain...

kramer then comes and saves all the white ones.

i, not getting this, ask you to translate it in english, you say no and hit me

Three men emerged from the bushes, looking threatening.