Nefeli, he looks nothing like you!

does that mean....he looks like me??:p

1. Christian Hecq with a wig on in the original, or Kader Boukhanef.
For the US remake, say my life's been so wunderbäch, Justin Theroux, James Cagney (don't think about his gangster parts, but keep in mind his energy in Billy wilder's 1,2,3), Richard Widmark or Madeline Kahn with a corset.

2. A less sleepy-lookin Wim Wenders would have been more or less the closest that could be found, but the man directs, so we'll jump to the remake strraight away, as remakes take liberties : Jim Carrey would play my distorted face, and Elijah Wood would do the rest without widening his eyes too much or it wouldn't be, it wouldn't, it just, it wouldn't work at all.

I wish.

^^^ he's more "shentovy" than "_slavoey_" , perhaps.

There was a time I'd have said I should be played by Christopher Walken. I'd still like to be played by him, but in reality it would probably be someone a lot more nerdy.

That's why I wrote "I wish", cause I wish I looked like him. I sort of can't think of any known actor that looks like I do.

for sonicl : Christopher Lloyd! :)
for _slavo_ : yeah, but it's all good, since to asnswer question 1 of this thread you could say whoever you want.

Thanks, mate:





:D

Heh! _slavo_ , you look a bit like Rory cochrane .... a bit..
AAaaand, I don't want to dig out the infamous sonicl - Judge Doom comparison... Or do I?

Edit: yes, I do :) forgive me.

looks like the german dude that has all those dead bodys and goes around showing people in exhibition

now that I'm looking at him, yeah, a bit ! :)

Ideally:



River Phoenix



My Luck, one of these guys will get the part:





Corey H.



Corey F.

There were many many photos on the net where she looked much much better but to make her a reasonable choice I put this one:

I would like Willem Defoe ala Bobby Peru (saaay phuuuck me),





but I'd get stuck with Chuck Norris (Willem couldn't handle the all the extreme fighting in the film).

Willem Dafoe is the hottest man alive.

I thought you was a bunny!
bunnies jump fast.
you jump back slow!




god those words get me into trouble with the wife.....doesn't stop me from saying it though.

That last one would make a good avatar.

been there, done that!

it only takes a few days before the girls start to complain.

hahahahaha

I used to get pm's saying "would you please change your avatar, it's creepy".