thanks buddy.
I'll buy you fish&chips next time I come to London

Nice, Bran Chippendale's one of your favorites too. He's insane, and he played at my brother's music festival and my brother said it was the best drumming he's ever seen.

thanks to you too. I'll buy you canadian maple syrup next time I'm in....oh, whatever.

NO guitarist, no proper drummer, I'd like to try this semi-improvisational outfit out:

Mark E Smith - vocals
Kim Gordon - bass and vocals
Aphex Twin - electronic noises
David Sylvian - random sounds and instruments as he sees fit, plus some vocals

Hopefully produced by the great scouser Philip Jeck.

I was thinking of maybe Riuichi Sakamoto and Holger Czukay, because of their Sylvian associations, but JEck might do the job nicely.

I see we got a nice Jeck-loving club over here.

I know there are a lot of members, but this would be one large, heavy hitting band:

Kurt Cobain (yeah I know he's dead, but what the hell, it's my dream)-guitar and vocals
Lee Ranaldo-guitar and vocals
Jimi Hendrix (see above statement)-guitar and vocals
J Mascis-guitar and vocals
Ronald Jones-guitar
Doug Martsch-guitar and vocals
Keith Moon (see above statement)-drums
Steve Shelley-drums
Yoshimi Peewee-drums and vocals (screaming, mostly)
Les Claypool-bass
Chris Kirkwood-bass

You can't deny their awesomeness ^

DemonBox wet dream nr. 2

"Lung-Cancer"
Mark Lanegan - Vocals
Tom Waits - Vocals and Guitar
John Cale - Bass/electric violin
Glenn Kotche - Drums

Gloria Gaynor-voice
Otomo Yoshihide-Turntables
Madonna-drums(it's in her past)
Lauren Laverne-guitar
David Bowie-miming
John Coltrane-anything he wants to play

The Ultimate Cock-Rock band

Giutars: Jimmy Page/Jimmy Hendrix
Vocals: Hendrix/Robert Plant/Mick Jagger
Organ: Ray Manzarek
Drums: John Bonham
Bass: Gene Simmons

Could be fun

EDIT: After some further thinking I have decicded that the bass job should be parted between Phil Lynott and Gene.

actually the ultimate cock rock band would be this

gene simmons - bass
peter criss - drums
paul stanley - guitar/vocals
ace frehley - vocals

No way! Led Zep was more cock-rock than Kiss!

I WANT YOU TO SQUEEZE MY LEMON

'till the juices flows down my legs.

it's zeppelin allrigth.

What a line up!

led zepp was a blues rock band. they had some prot-cock rock elements, but no way in hell would a oc rock band be caught dead singing about druids and old ladies pocckets full of gold and bullshit stupid nonsense like that! They would sing about cock and pussy and rock and partying and stupid fucking nonsense like that!

KISS is the GODS OF COCK ROCK!

I can and will deny those dead hack's awesomeness.

Hmm... good call on the Philip Jeck Slavo.

I'm gonna go with some drum-heavy shit, methinks.

Drums: Rashied Ali, Beard from NNCK, Tony Allen, Chappy from local Jazz band called Dave (my fave drummer ever), Jaki Leibzeit.

Horns: The ressurected Albert Ayler and Roland Kirk, Nmpereign, Borbetomagus, Kaoru Abe.

Strings: A heavily amplified Arditti Quartet + Gidon Kremer.

Brass section: A Bosnian Klezmer band whose name escapes me.

Vocals: Sainkho Namchylek, w/ backing from the chaps out of Huun-huur tu.

That'll do. No guitars for me thanks.

vocals - nico & gira (or patti & ness)
guitar - moore
guitar - malkmus
guitar - j.t. birgisson (and his cello bow)
bass - hook/ibold
drums - prescott/shelly
other stuff - albini/drozd

Or...
Shaggs with Alan Vega as extra vocal and Martin Rev molesting that wurlitzer keyboard. And Aphex twin doing the electronics, 'fkors. And they should go on tour with Einsturzende neubauten