gringo pendejo

Alabama es uno de los poquitos estados en la lista que tengo en la mente que quizas no estan llenos de putos

I do not speak the language of the dog-fuckers.

perro mas fina.

he speaks the language of the self-fellaters

Speak English, dude.

i see you've dropped the welsh lessons

muere, tarado-- muere!

es un equívoco.

Oh, for fuck's sake. If you're going to invent new cultural stereotypes, at least make them funny, you basket of turd.

See Ned? This is making an effort. AND Rob also speaks the language of the dog-fuckers. So you've got no excuse.

ha ha ha-- i knew insulting the welsh would jolt your anal nerve endings. my apologies to all welsh people! especially zeta... hhhmmm i'd fuck her doggy style

anyway-- what cultural stereotypes?

SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE.

S.o.D. yeah.

why you gotta go and be all adorable and shit?

My anal nerve-endings are currently being stimulated by a Peruvian boy-servant. You touch them while he's at work and he'll cut your hands off.

fuchi capesta. :(

is he cauterizing your hemorrhoids? hold still then, and best wishes-- you'll need all the help you can get. those fucking peruvians have no respect for anybody's anus! in other words, you're fucked; but on the upside, you'll be able to get disability payments for at least a couple of years. think of it as a paid vacation.

they eat guinea pigs

What a curious imagination you have Ned.