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FUCKIN CLASSIC! cant REP you - have to spread it around or summink! Glice, you a fair funny. i felt so bad for you, i was thinkin, How fuckin unlucky can you be? fucked outa the local... good laugh, fair funny. |
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Danke. I stole that joke without credit, and I have no intention of crediting the chap I stole it off. The secret is finding the appropriate moment... |
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too true! you do it so well. |
1) The last text message I sent said "Why? So you can BUTTSEX?" and the last one I recieved said "No, I only save that for you ;)."
2) I had a veggie wrap with lettuce, spinach, onions, tomatoes, banana peppers, and fat free ranch for lunch. 3) The last check I wrote out was for precisely 12.74. |
All checks are for precise amounts, genius.
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Duh. I know. I was just saying that that particular check was for 12.74 and not 8.43 or some amount of that nature.
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1) I've just painted my front door green.
2) There is a big pink unicorn in my room.  3) One of my nicknames at school was "Smurf" |
i've had a debit card for a month and i've already overdrawn twice (although, once was to buy Rather Ripped).
i fantasize about being in a band all the time. i don't actually love green Jell-O. it's alright, but red is better. |
-There's large amount of bottles that once contained alcohol on my computer desk. Now, that's not the annoying thing, the annoying thing is that they are empty.
-Pookie's unicorn looks like there's a dead body stuffed inside of it. -I think it's wednesday. |
I love Rather Ripped, I think Jet Set is better than Daydream Nation, and if I were in a fight with Hayden I would soooo kick his ass.
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-Im performing in a mormon cemetary in my friends woods.
- I like to use base 18 - I read Modern Algebra and Trigonometry book 2 this summer.... |
1. I know Laurence Fishburne.
2. I've published a book. 3. I'm a fucking liar and should be ashamed. |
4. i love to play poker more than any other type of game.
5. i'm extremely shy around girls. 6. i think Flying V guitars are pretty cool. |
1) i have never been flashed by a girl
2) i accidently crashed 2 planes into the twin towers 3) i have never been to new york |
1.) im a fifteen year old alcoholic
2.) i live in the whitest, most sterotypical white town in america. seriously. 3,) first dates are bullshit. |
1. i think the theme song from hawaii five o is the greatest theme song of all time
2. i like to stare at people outside of my work and wait to see how long it takes to freak them out 3. i think jesus is too emo |
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well i grew a pair of balls and asked my boss for a raise and got it, now i can afford a Playstation 3 and somehow i'm 29 now. |
crumbs i want a ps3, i dont have to panic though MGS4 doesnt comeout for a while anyway
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i'm not really gonna get one, gonna wait it out and let em come down in price, i just threw that in there for affect! the Wii is much more affordable. |
1. i have a watch but i cut out the bracelet and now i keep it in my wallet.
2. i enjoy anal goth porn, especially when its in free trailers. 3. i have an 18+ account at a free porn website. |
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3 = and you STILL spend so much time on this board? ah ha,kidding. me: 1: I love tea 2: from time to time i draw with my left hand and i love it coz the resulting drawings look like my childhood art 3: I have a Corto Maltese poster in my room |
1. my little brother has exams, i haven't
2. the only motivation i have for finishing this school year is that i can leave my school and go do what i like to do (drawing) 3. the little brother just tried to slam my head against the wall because i mentioned him and his exams. |
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haha, yeah i log on in between video breaks. :D |
1. My girlfriend went to store to get some groceries.
2. I feel like shit. 3. I think I'm about to go to church today. |
^ i havent been to a church in aages.
the 6 year old me once played tag in a church and broke some things.... |
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I think I've found my faith again recently. It's probably got something to do with how fucked up the last year was. |
I am making dinner tomorrow.
My right elbow hurts. I am biting my nails. |
My shoes smell like fish.
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i'm wondering if i should make bloody marys this morning
i like this video that porky posted my feet are cold because i haven't eaten |
all of my fingerd are double jointed and bend really far back, it creeps people out
im involved in an internet relationship thingy my brother got upset coz his slinky broke, hes 17 |
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All of them? |
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1. i've played piano for almost half my life (7+ years)
2. i can crack almost every bone in my body (excluding ribs & that sort of thing) 3. lee ranaldo took a picture of me/my shirt with his phone last summer |
1. I have a weird pimple/boil thing going on on my upper back. It's weird looking and I can't stop poking it.
2. I am listening to 'westing (by musket and sextant)' for indie cred 3. My leg itches just below the knee. My legs are really hairy and I'm freakishly sensitive about them. |
1. I like the rapper Snow
2. I work out in my underwear 3. I dance infront of my mirror sometimes when listening to the radio. |
I'm looking forward to winter.
I think $60 for a show is shit. I like relatively tight jeans. |
Last week I smoked opium. It was pretty okay.
I work for a corporation. I'm lonely. |
1. I used to be scared of Legos.
2. I have never been to Maine but I still think its gay. 3. I used to think yo-yo'ing would make me stronger. |
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maine is only gay if you don't live here or you don't like camping. |
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