Ahahaha. What a cute little foreign bastard.

lawl i talked to chout today
i was so high

No, you must have called me when I was asleep.

It might have been my phone. The reason I got a new phone plan is because I have the worst reception in the city is the block around my new house. I pulled up to my house and it cut off. Fuck yeah, I love the movie Fargo!

Fuck yeah, I just finally listened to it. Good tune. I think you called when we were practicing. Your voice sounded kinda like mine.

Haha, you sounded quite confused - that explains it.

Chout you got 1,000 post congratulations.

That wasn't my regular speaking voice really, because I was trying to be funny by just saying, "CHOOOOOOOOUUTT" in that prolonged way, like I was a ghost or something.

Cool, I don't even pay attention. 666 was my goal...

Yeah 666 would be cool.

i think i remember him saying something about me being tired.
that's one way you could put it, i guess.

Aw, now I DO want a turn. Is it too late? Have you gotten the new phone yet?

I also wouldn't mind talking to dudewithsuperlongscreenname while he's high. That's sure to be entertaining.

I almost got caught cybering with Porky on MSN earlier, so I had to ditch him. Virtual blueballs.

*Edit: I want to hear Titties's voice too. So Titties, if nothing else, I think you should participate:

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=5907

I'm always high. Always.

It's still on and I'm awake. Just woke Hayden up! Haha!

I like that painting Atari.

I told you I wasn't sleeping. I'm still on the boards. I'm just fucking tired. I really should go to bed soon.

I talked to a girl from Canada today - damn I forgot her name! We had a cool conversation about drive up bank tubes that transport your money. Nice talking to you, please identify yourself.

i'd call again but i should probably go to bed (read: space out on the couch)

oh didn't hear you right. you sounded like you had the worst hangover ever when you answered.

I first smoked marijuana in the seventh grade, but I didn't become a daily smoker and a wake-and-baker until age twenty.

I just figured that I've been stoned for the last seventeen years, which is longer than HaydenAsche has been alive.

I've been up since 6 AM. Fuck school. Fuck work.

Another person I'd be intrigued to have a phone conversation with, despite the fact that he thinks I hate him.

I tried pot like three times, but never liked it much, it got me too paranoid.

it's actually eighteen years or so...problems with my stoner math.

It's gotta be hard being a genious. Throw coldcuts at the customers and get fired.

I'm hiring an assistant, Gooey. If you can make the commute, the job's yours.

I'm tempted to everyday. I kicked a guy out today for smarting me off. I'm done with taking shit from customers. I barely get paid enough the way it is.

Fuck. I'm gonna smoke. BRB.

Will our marriage be a conflict of interest?

Not if I say it won't.

The downside is, you have to obey my orders.

Edit: The updside: you don't deal with the public, ever. It's fantastic.

I don't mind. As long as I don't have to make fucking sandwiches all day.

I wasnt quite sure what your real name really was.Nice chat.I'm a little shattered.Saturnine is an amusing little brat!

That's because because my balls have been squeezed for too long.haha

I like your avatar porkmarras.

Thanks.It's in deep contrast with my celestial sounding voice.

You'd get your own office, in a sense, and mostly do paperwork. I'd also make you the second member of the Arts Committee, the only other member being myself, so you could help me tyranically deny art submissions.

How come hot, big-titted bitches never call ME? Gooey qualified for the first attribute, but not the latter.

And Porky, apologies for MSN, but my boss caught me and I had to close out the naughty talk.

well I never spoken to you on the phone, but I'll take your word for it.

Check the Titties's voice thread. He really does have a lovely, musical voice. I might try to turn him.

Erm........Hayden scarily reminds of Andy Warhol wich is a good thing in my book.

Deny art submissions? Sounds like a wonderful amount of fun. Can I be rude to them? Tell them their art is utter shite?

Thanks.