Yes that is traditional in every thanksgiving, what's more American than families fighting on thanksgiving.

true,
pASSiveness may just lead to more ambiguity and questioning?
which just makes exPLANation more nesscessary, which is what you dont want?


Just let your parents walk in on you with a cock in your mouth.
This way,
they will be at a loss for words.
-and your actions will say a MOUTH FULL.


also,

dont do the x-mASSy/thanksgiving come out, thats so so tacky, and makes you look very its all about me.

And I might not get any ChristmASS presents...

True bunbury but which gay guy isn't always thinking it's all about me.

I'm KNOWING it is all about me.

Something is wrong. I'm not getting enough attention.

Dear, it's all about me. Not you.

They were only giving you attention cuz you're the new fag. I'm still the cool fag.

I have much to learn.

Yes, dear. You do. I'm far more fabulous than you could ever imagine.

my family invited me to thanksgiving this year. being that i hate holidays and i can't stand them, i politely declined. what i mean by that is that i told them to go to hell. i can make my own fucking turkey.

Yeah cantankerous that is the way to go. Alex don't worry wear a dress and you'll get attention.

Halp halp, should I wear a green one or a red one?

Wear the green with the purple sequins, also wear platform shoes, and with the make-up just apply however you wanted. Let's face it gay guys don't know how to put on make up on themselves. Maybe on others but not onto themselves.

And make sure to sit on your dad's lap more often.

I did when I was young and it never done me any harm.

Huh?Where did my post count and reputation disappear to?

I see i'm famous enough to have my own troll now.

Funny that is hilarious you have your own troll.

Lol! Porkmarrass.

next:
paparazzi out of your house.
an mtv special "the fabulous life of Porkmarras"
Lindsay Lohan asking for a date

No Boy Goerge asking for a date, not Lindsay Lohan.

Nuuuh, LL asks for a date and she gets rejected, she becomes depressed and start gaining weight and then she marries jack nicholson and everything is fine then. Boy George is not very attractive. I am not gay and maybe i am totally wrong, but he's not that good looking....not that Lindsay is my kinda girl, but would be a funny thing seeing her begging Porkie for a date on some gossip zine.ha ha!

LOL!

oh, and i forgot to say to Alex that accepting being gay is just a step to start being fully yourself, the best thing a man can do in his life. (i hope you get what i mean, it's hard to think/type in english right now)

alex, you seem like a good kid
all will be fine.

So...My sister's new boyfriend keeps calling me a "Chick Magnet" to get on my good side. I guess he doesn't have any gaydar whatsoever

man i love coming into like page 6 of a thread and not knowing what the fuck its about and just winging it you know

Sometimes it is okay not to tell your parents, because of how they will react.

he also apparently realizes that calling someone a chick magnet is completely and utterly socially inappropriate and inept in any situation.

by the way, you're not exactly overtly gay, as in "i could put a lisp in the word cracker" gay.

Ha. I could put a lisp on the word cracker but I try to not be a queen.

How?!

i tried to do it aloud after i read that

Hayden, we need audio on this.

I'll try my hard/gayest.

I'm excited.

I could do the lisp, but I was born that way, with lisp and all.

Most definately yes.I never came out because i was always gay.

I knew in seven grade, denied it to the fullest until recently. I don't think I was born that way, I just realized I liked making out with guys more than chicks. Although some chicks know how to make out.

I could never tell my family, cause they are all religious, that won't happen anytime soon. I will when I am living on my own.