My cat's breath smells like cat food.

iAgry. Replace "homework" with "dry ass history textbooks" for me, though.

I'm losing my fucking mind.

I don't wanna get a haircut.

the horror... the horror...

hey floats
fuck you and your nectarines

edit- i might be lagging

I voted for durian. I hate nectarines.

I'm losing too much weight and I feel like shit. =\

i'm in the opposite position. i wouldn't mind (i like my body) except it means that my clothing is not fitting properly. :(

my me hurts

Goodfellas on cable sucks.

headache

garrrhhhh ze german zey zpeak za zwith za zeeesss blllarrggg

I lost my copy of Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

i have met a person in real life who says shit like "honest to blog."

she is seemingly a decent human being otherwise, but this juno speak i cannot tolerate.

I walked past a girl on the phone the other day who said "LOL" :(

we're doomed

Fuck me dead, I've just realised there's only vodka left. The rum is empty and the bottlo is closed.

i would have lost my shit and screeched something along the lines of "WHY DON'T YOU JUST LAUGH OUT LOUD THEN?"

okay, no, i wouldn't. but i'd think about it. yeh.

yeh.. my mouth was very wide open..

mmm rum.

I've found my hip flask with one nip left. yummm....