Katy, don't forget to take a stroll in Monteriggioni while wandering around italy :).

Or touch them, for that matter!!

oh shut up! i'll do anything else really but i'm not the right person to be teaching reading or other languages.

Would you adopt one?

yes, i would, if i came into close contact with the child and got to know them. if i ever have a child it will be adopted because looking at the situation in all of these places in the world, many of which are overpopulated, where children don't even have shoes, it's selfish to bring a child of your own into the world.

Angelina! Will you be my mummy?

hah. i don't want eight of them, i can't afford it.

You can always dump them outside a supermarket or forget that you've left them inside the lift.

i can't be held accountable for that!

i wish i was heir to some fat inheritance.

i'm bored of the uk.

you should become a model and travel the world cantanky
your attitude and look would be something the world hasnt seen before
seriously

LIKE SERIOUSLY
you can come live with me when the old man kicks the bucket.

hahaha i might make that my signature

or a tattoo!

Ireland?

i've been to ireland enough. i'm not quite ready to venture back there.

You really should, I was there in the summer for a month and I really loved it. Stay the hell away from Delhi, Agra and the big cities, they're hell on earth. Its likely you'll fly into one wherever you go, but I recomend you take a trip up to Northern India & the himilayas. Leh, in Ladakh is where I went. It involves a three day bus journey across the himilayas, its the most unbeleivably beautiful place in the world. I strongly reccomend!

Come to Japan, I'll buy you a beer.

I envy you, dude. Japan is ace. And all those girls...aaah.