I never phoned up Chris, idiot. And I'm not taking the internet seriously. I just think that it's hilarious that everyone wants to lick the toilet bowl Kimmy Gibbler shits in.

Nice try at an insult, tho. I give it a C- for effort.

Cantankerous - isn't she that really hot one?

I really wish one day everyone on this board can get together in person in one room, with a limitless supply of alcohol and chocolate fudge cake... That'd be really happening...

assblaster! that was you? oh man... you used to be funny. but anyway, if you are so jealous of saturnine, why don't you post your picture so that we can all jerk off to it instead? would that make you feel better? just sayin'...

yeah arseblaster, show us what you look like. make us get our dicks out!


everyone knows it was you, and even if it wasn't, that's what everyone thinks, and no one believes you when you deny it. so stop lying.

shes cute, not hot.

we've been over this

I'm sure if you were to ask Mr. Habib himself, he'd probably tell you he was 95 percent sure I've never called him.

I'm confused - I thought Assblaster and Titties got on?

Anyway, I think she's hot, in a purely aesthetic, straight, non-pedophilic way of appreciating such things, of course.

Your post did not strike me with any epiphanies. I haven't changed my mind, nor, I'm sure, did anyone else on this board who thinks she's attractive.

And if Cantankerous is getting some kind of shallow ego boost off of it, that's really her burden to bear, isn't it?

I'm disappointed in you, Assblaster. Your subtlety is waning. I know you can do better than this.

Assblaster,it's very obvious that it was you who tried to ring chris chabib so stop lying.Aren't there any amusement parks where you live?Oh and you are so inoffensive when you try to be offensive.

Ask Schizo if I rang Chris Habib. She'll tell you what's up.

Trunc, this thread was a joke, of course I was the only one in on the joking, but a joke none the less.

stop trying to save face. we know this thread wasn't a joke, and we know you called the web guy.

Nailed to the wall.

yes, i got the memo.

Figured as much, since you weren't all pissy like your girlfriends porkkie and toilet.

And no, I may have masterminded calling Chris' house, but I didn't actually do it...I get others to do my dirty work;)

I know Schizo did the first one, I have no idea who did the second one...but it wasn't me.

lol

I personally think it's the haggardness that makes her attractive.

I think you all need girlfriends or boyfriends.

dangnabit

Jeez.............it happened again.

I leave for a week, and lame shit like this starts up again.

I so fucking miss the old board.

i hear ya