My name is okay, a lot of people are named Emma though so it can be annoying. As for my middle name, it's alright but nothing special. I laugh because it's John in French.

my middle name is irish but it's jeanne in english.

it's also a kind of pants! and marilyn monroe's middle name!

i think it sounds cool.

Part of me wants to start going by Jean just to confuse people. I doubt it would catch on though.

I have a girls name it rhymes with toss, boss, loss and, floss... However it's better than having a name that rhymes with wank, of which i cant think of any. [was that a sentence]

Frank?

ahhhh shucks.... :(

If I were to have kids (which I don't really want to do) I'd name it Ainsley (yeah it's my rats name but whatever) and I don't have another name.

your child's namesake ^

im hot for ainsley hayes. kinda. not really. but kinda.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Qb9B2p4Hk

I like the name because it can be for a girl or boy, has a good sound to it, and it means hermitage.

i like Syd for a girl

'John' is okay as a christian name (takes the edge off my sirname which has about 15 letters)

I was born "Jovan" which is pronounced 'Yo-vahn' but I wasn't gonna go thru life here in Oz coppin' abuse for having a weird name by the Anglo kids (who had names like 'Trent' or 'Shannon' or 'Corey' or even.. 'Kevin'.

My porn name would be 'Sylvester Wood' (going by the 'first pet' + 'first street you lived in) although I much prefer 'Mike Rotch' - that's a real porn/action hero kinda name - say it in yr most resonant '3-testicled' movie guy voice:
This Summer, Mike Rotch is back....

Sucks that they cut her out and ran the show into the ground.

oh they didn't run her out-- she took a job in one of those shitty detective shows-- CSI or something.

the show wasn't exactly "ran into the ground"-- it was more that aaron sorkin was caught in an airport with a suitcase full of crack and had to go into rehab, hence leaving the show in the hands of the ER shitheads. a pity really. but those first 4 seasons shit yeah.

btw i saw this tavis smiley interview w/ the real-life ainsley hayes and she was delicious. (i don't like tavis smiley but i was channel flipping & saw her). she had that southern candy in her mouth & was so yummy & flirty. she looks better live than in still pictures for sure. charm, and shit like that. lemme hook you up & see if it's to your taste.

oh sí...

http://www.pbs.org/kcet/tavissmiley/...1_procter.html

All I remember is Sorkin leaving and me changing the channel.

1. Yeah, I'd say that was a sentence.
2. Hank.

Which still isn't as bad as having a full name that rhymes with "Motherfucker"
like
José Tucker.

You know, it's odd that we can have court cases about ridiculous names.
Like Isaac meant "Laughter" and Esau meant "Hairy" and Jacob meant "Heal Grabber"
Just funny how things change.

Mine would be Micha Rimbaud

And mine would be " Patrick Affon".







...sorry.

real name- paul boggan (dont mind it, its my name, ive grown used to it after 33 years)

going by first pet and the first street you lived on...hmmmmm


porno name- ted berkeley!

I've got an other porno name :
Andre-Jacques Hulla






Sorry again....

so my porno name is Sandie Wynd, hell yeah!

porno name: "poof broadway"

hahahaha

my first pet was a goldfish that i named poof.

Porno name: Goldie Coombe

Pfft, with that sort of name, I'd be reduced to second fluffer on some crappy gay amateur porn effort. No starring role for Melly, no sir.

No starring role, maybe, but you'd quickly be mistaken for the set hairdresser and start your own business.

D'you know (Cantankerous), that poof in French (but spelled pouffe) means tart (regarding a girl)?

Heckler's contributions are... consternantes... and yet I can't help chuckling.

I said I was sorry, Bertrand.

my porno name: Minnie Roca

sounds like some trashy tranny! ayayay...

going by first pet name and the street i grew up on, mine would be:

Mich-Mich Haut-de-Chèvre

I posted this already in some other thread and I still like that name very much.

I realize I forgot the very first street I lived in and must have another go.
Heckler, I only meant I was as sorry as you were for the same reason - it was a good laugh (consternant is a word I use a lot when a poor joke surpasses a good one).
The proper name would have been : Micha Pompey.
And I fully understand why I skipped that.

I actually hate my name, probably because I got made fun of because of it so much in elementary school.
So sometimes I go by Mandy instead.

i don't mind my name. except... you can just say my name and everyone will turn around. it was the number one name from 1970 to 1984. my middle name is also a really popular name.

jennifer elizabeth

my porn name is baby shadybrook though.

This board's changed my mind.
Boy or Girl, I'm naming them floatingslowly.

Porno name: Sunny Chaseling

I always liked my first name (Nicolas), I just feel bad that there's a midget in France who's now staining it...

I'm not keen on my middle name at all (Raymond, after my maternal grand-father).

I like my name. It's quite alright. Maybe we should post our social security numbers and how we like them?

haha

i don't even know my social security number. even though you're supposed to memorize it.

My middle name is Konala, which is the Hawaiianized version of Donald. My parents wanted each of their children to have Hawaiian middle names so that if we ever visited family in Hawaii we would be more accepted.

My name is Sebastian. I consider it rather nice, yes.