hey , nobody mentioned CIRCLE JERK?????!!!
That's the manliest , no?
so





CIRCLE JERK!

You goin' down.

cantank thinks schnapps is "drinking." LOL

*logs out and exits house for a Metallica gig*

Metallica hasn't been manly since the 80's

GWAR is all I listen to, fuck that kiddy shit Metallica crap.

Gwar is like furry puppet sex.

quite feminine indeed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoAGML-eed4

Sorry am listening to mote, i'll click later.

^^^hahahahahahha

I washed my hands after I pissed, today.

God yes, those poof's.

I bought groceries without saying a single word to anyone, cashier or otherwise, the entire time the other day.

There was a girl at work today talking about feeling a bit ill and I totally stared at my shoes uncomfortably, right in that bitch's frontside floorspace. Then I muttered something incoherently and wandered off to pretend to do something elsewhere. Who's your daddy now, off-colour girl? Yeah, me, that's who.

Also, map reading - who's your daddy now, eh? Yeah, me, that's who.

Also - memorising intricate details of sporting events that have absolutely no bearing on anything at all, ever, whilst simultaneously being incapable of remembering a simple instruction regarding picking up flour whilst at the shops - who does that? Me, that's who.

Who's your daddy now, eh?

Glice - you forgot to mention holding in your raging temper when lil' ole me buys you the wrong drink, even though you TOLD ME 3 TIMES to get the bitter in.

Now who's the bitch, daddy?

RAPE, ARSON, AND MURDER

I've had quite a night!

How? All you seem to have done is typed the words Rape, Arson and and murder.

easy, tiger.

yr starting to stutter.

Nothing is as it seems in the world of men

FIXED!

i win.
no further comment necessary.

^^That'd make a pretty good LP cover, fer shore.

we should use it on the big secret musical atom bomb we're going to drop

Hella YEAH!

It's all about fucked-up punk shit in 2008, y'all.

we're gonna get em.

i did that yesterday except the girl was crying when i gave her her post, i just acted like i hadn't noticed anything

watchu gonna call it--

"Attack of the Speed Freaks" or "Vampires on Crack" :confused:

I'm no good with album titles, me - I'd probably end up calling it something like "This album is Tiiiiight" or something equally inspired.

There was this punk-metal band (whose name I forget) who did a mini-LP called "Theme From An Imaginary Midget Western" - now that's an album title you can take to the bank, no messin'.

meh!

it could be called "Chemical Balls" too. sort of an updated variation of dutch courage.

ok the midget title was funny but im pissed off at the moment, so i'll save the laugh for a more fitting time...

^^No probs - I'll start work on the "!@#$%! for Governator" campaign - a most early start, but we need to get organized!

best picture ever posted on this board.

no, really.

random words have been left out of yr rep however. I'm sorry.

ps: go make me a sammich.

Yeah, that picture really is album-cover-worthy Cantankerous.

Someones been watching Blazing Saddles. (You left out the second rape)

Today I was riding my bike down a side street and I saw a guy get into his big pickup leaving his buddy's house (buddy was standing on the sidewalk, all undershirt/gut/baseball hat/shorts/socks/sandals), and he totally peeled out, laying a big strip on the road and a big cloud of burnt rubber.


Naturally I yelled out "YEEEEEAAAH!" super loud to buddy on the sidewalk.

I was in the library earlier looking for a movie, some super-explosion action flick obviously, and I decided my balls needed a good scratching so I went ahead and did that. One of the librarians saw this and gave me a horrified look to which I replied with a wink and persistence at the scratching of my balls.

Congrats, man.


Big balls are often itchy...

fuck. no.

Also - it stops the men from pissing on the toilet seat, and then leaving it for other people to clean up (you hear me, work people? :mad: )

And on that slighty inappropriate comment - morning, Nefeli! How be you today, my dear?