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complaint- self loathing. im officially an alcoholic. i am drunk by meself.
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oh good. thx swa. i am bad in that if i have one (of anything) i want more.
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Zombie Robot, stay away from cocaine!
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yeah, i know. they say the same thing about the cock. :rolleyes: |
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this is me exactly rt now. |
i feel like shit.
i hate the cops. berocca tastes like shit. i need to go pass out. my panda eyes have seen too much. |
My complaint is that I hate titles and headings that end in periods.
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wait-- how did i get mixed up in this? i had a steak, not a burger. STEAK. |
My nose is stuffed up and itchy.
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I <3 slowdazzle. tell Jan I said hi. |
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humans, for all their intelligence, have managed to really fuck things up. we might be smart enough to do math but certainly are too selfish to manage to live sustainability. my dog is less obnoxious that most humans. i never like to place us higher on the totem poll. |
I always feel like, if you complain, well, you're, like, part of the problem, right?
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there are too many commas in that sentence :( |
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shame on you gmku for making joe sad! |
I spend most of the day pushing the hair out of my eyes. I think I should shave it all off. she won't let me.
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There are leaves all over my floor. Stupid yard full of trees and damp weather.
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I have to fight to stay in control of the situation.
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i think i maybe need glasses. SHIT. wait no this is eye strain |
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Shave it. I ate too many deviled eggs today. 5 and a half. |
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No one ever has the right to tell you what to do with your body. |
i am travelling the usa with my grandmother.
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That sucks.
I went on a two week trip with my grandparents and it was hell. I love them and everything, but... |
lol
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i'm fairly certain i would kill myself if i was on a two week trip with anyone in my family.
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I don't shave my arms pits. It started off as a stoned practical joke while i was abroad in amsterdam about dying them pink to prove some feminist point that i don't really remember....but when they grew I kinda started to like it like that. a lot. it's funny how subversive it can be when i raise my arms. ...no complaints there though. i'm pretty fortunate to have a job that allows me to be hairy. here's the complaint: it's fucking 7:44 am, i have no where to be, and i'm awake on syg. damn! |
I can't decide if my jeans are too tight or not and I have to leave in 8 minutes.
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if you are a girl, probably yes. people might think yr a hooker. if you are a dude, yr in fashion man. |
mine are as tight as i can get em and ive never been mistaken for a hooker...
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just a hot bitch then? idk, i have too much of an apple bottom to ever wear tight pants. plus, i hate camel toe. |
oooh i love a big booty in some tight pants.
camel toe is wrong though. |
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What dumb ass man decided that we women should be hairless anyway? I shave everything. I even have my lip and eyebrows waxed. My own vanity. |
satan loves to rock the camel toe. I'm not complaining, just sayin'.
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pants never fit me. ever. i once found a pair of pants that fit when i tried them on. when i was twelve. it's cuz i have the most crazy proportions you've ever seen. seriously..... i'd start listing them but nobody on this board would believe me... |
i know how that is.
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i wonder if having a camel toe is an insult or a compliment in egypt
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your face is the cumbucket! get ready! jk, who cums on the face? yr throat is the bucket |
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I would think it to be an asset. |
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