One time, my old basketball coach slapped me on the butt..
*__*

yes.

I think I could beat all these near homo experiences. One time I had sex with a guy. I can't remember his name. And I realized that I am not a homo.

I will not disclose that...

I'm fairly sure that I beat static-harmony's experience.

I'm pretty sure you do.

Nah It does count today.Let's all be honest about it.We want homo action.Right here righty now.

Hush up porkmarras!!

....or whatever you're called.

Are you talking to yourself pork?
Talk to me. I'm listening.

That totally counts. The question is "have you ever?"
You could answer that any number of ways.
Being able to say "Yeah, about a gazillion times" is every bit as legit as "Once," or "No."

ive been told i was a cute by a few strangers, which i assume were gay, in real life and on this board.

once i was in a hot tub with a friend and we were in elementry school. we took off our pants, is that gay?

No, that's called Living The Good Life.

i was once groped by a friend. we were sitting talking and he suddenly grabbed my leg & gave me puppy eyes. it was really awkward and i asked him to please take it off. it made me understand women a little better (no joke, i had never been groped, it's different when you're the recipient).

at another time some apparently hetero dude revealed his true nature when he declared his lust for me while he was plastered. it was uncomfortable, but i managed to redirect him to a chick with a square jaw that was available nearby.

now, i can't believe that hugging between men is considered "gay" by some people here-- please... wtf? being afraid of hugs is more gay in my opinion. you know, afraid you might discover hidden urges? but anyway... what does it matter what i think?

now i thought the poll itself asked about "cunnilingus" and my answer to that is a most resounding YES. best dessert on the planet.

For a second I read that as "best desert on the planet" and i pondered for a wee bit whether you have been snacking on geriatrics.

Whoa, unpronouncable nickname dude, guys sure like you a lot! ;)

It still counts.

I had to kiss my home boy in spin the bottle, but the girls who spun to each other had to make out and i made out with 5 girls anyway!

Yeah I agree with HaydenAsche although he is gay it still counts because he has had more experience with that.

Yeah you should have called Fire, cause no one comes when you say help.

Uhhhhh, yeah.

maybe she just didnt know what else to say.

Yes.

Really?

I managed to work the phrase "cunning lingers" into a shop review I did of Sarah Water's Tipping The Velvet.

Yes.

haha

Was there any kind of celebration to mark your 7000th porky, or does each thousand come around so quickly you've become blase about it?

I hadn't even noticed,actually.Take into account that a few thousands of those are pictures and a few thousands are dumb polls.

And quite a few hahas in there too!

Hey, don't be so modest. You are ahead in the post leaderboard by 2 1/2 thousand posts. You officially have the most boring job on the board.

And you've slowed down with the polls as well.

haha.I've just asked boss the other day if they could give me something to do because it was a tad quiet and i was going mad.

I'm amending some forms right now.Hard work that is.hehe

Come & work for me. I'd keep you busy.

*Thinks about future employement*
Nefeli,i work in a theatre as a reservations clerk.I'm the camp voice of the National Theatre.hehe

You're just one of them,actually!

I just spoke to Ian McKellen on the phone.I love the man!!

Sir Ian McKellen i should point out.He's adorable and always approachable.We love you Ian,i gave him the best table obviously.

You too lovely!