In my voice or in being an adorable little faggot?

I understand.I'm lucky that the telephone system is something that my boss hasn't mastered yet.

Absolutely. As rude as possible, so they don't attempt to submit again next year. I think you're perfect for the job, actually.

I have such a silly crush on this boy. Goddamn you gays.

In your voice.Do you serialize images?

Serialize? Sorry, I'm an american. I do not understand.


I think I'd be perfect for it as well.

It's hard not to be attracted to us. Porky and I are probably the two most lovable gays on the planet.

It'd be great fun to see you two trashing young hopefuls.

We'll record it.

This is odd; I'm about to call CHOUT, and I feel nervous for some reason.

Would you mind if you just get some heavy breathing?

And again, what is with this costing money bullshit? I can make and receive all manner of calls on my cell for free. Who are your carriers?

I can call whoever the fuck I want for free. Apparently, these people all have trac phones.

Don't be nervous. I'm just some dumbshit with a cell phone that's about to be turned off.

I have an 800 number my long distance is two cents a minute.

888 is for the new playas...I'm old school. You can't even get an 800 number anymore. Well, you can, but it's ridiculously expensive.

how did you get an 800 number?

I first got it back in 1998. I have a business.

oh I see.

In addition to my cell, I have Vonage, which means it isn't necessarily free to call me, but I can call anywhere in the U.S. and Europe for nothing. You folks need to get with it.

Vonage??? But I like verizon.

shit, someone call me
im bored.

Post your number, republifuck.

I would Crypto but to tired too look for it and I don't feel like getting up and looking for my cell which I have lost, and the living room is too far.

Vonage isn't a cell provider; I've got T-Mobile for that.

Vonage is phone service you get through your internet connection. It acts as your landline. And for some reason, they are able to offer free calls to Europe from the States. You can also purchase virtual phone numbers for like $5 a month with most any area code, which I suppose is useful if you frequently talk to someone who lives far from you.

I'd call you, but I'm about to fall asleep, and I'd be quite unentertaining. Though I do want to hear you stoned.

that sounds cool, we should change subscribers and leave, I don't know what company we are on they always change names.

Which reminds me, people using the same cell providers can usually call each other for free, can't they?

You T-Mobile bastards can hit me up anytime. If I don't like you, I just won't answer. 708 717 1787

Do your worst.

im not stoned anymore, but i am drunk.


woohoo

Post your number and I'll call you.

Vonage is unlimited (and I mean unlimited) calling for $24.99 a month, which is much cheaper than most companies like AT&T. If you use me as a referral, you get something like the first two months for free. And it's quite useful for me, as I lived in Ireland once upon a time and keep in touch with people there pretty frequently. No telemarketers have the number, either. It's beautiful.

Vonage sounds like a good fucking deal. If I get a house phone sometime I'll get that.

Wow that sounds good, but since the # is not under my name, I can't do anything about it.

Note: "Private Calls" where you do not disclose your identity are no fun.

i dont really trust my number beiing on the internaut

post yours

I already did, twatface.

320-295-2818

I once gave my number to this guy and he called me at 3:00 am in the morning and off his face.I could have killed him!

HAHA

I'm still laughing when i think about Hayden's voicemail message:'LEAVE A MESSAGE NOW!!!!'.

chicken poop?

The little cunt calls and just plays 'She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy' into the earpiece and hangs up. Blocked his number even.

Pussy.

I didn't mind the call, but I am curious as to who it was. They just played tinny, undiscernable music over the phone.

I'm a WAY better pranker than that.

Oh for fuck's sake. And I didn't even get sweet nothings whispered into my ear.

They pranked me as well. I've a feeling it's that republican cunt.

Sweet nothings? The motherfucker was talking about his tractor.